Sadistic Metal Reviews: Halfway Through 2017 Hammer Farts


Sadistic reviews by Linus Douglas.

Sadly apart from Sammath, some other Dutch metal, and reissues, Hammerheart Records appears to publish many moronic releases produced by poor excuses for neurons in hopes of flooding shelves like every other larger metal label.

(more…)

No Comments

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Desecrating Satan’s Hipster Country Club Resort


Reviews contributed by Norma Angelina Dagostino.

(more…)

6 Comments

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Kerry King’s Favorite Metal Albums

Slayer‘s Kerry King dished out his top ten favorite metal albums to Rolling Stone as part of the geriatric soft rock magazine’s imbecilic Top 100 Metal Albums list.

(more…)

7 Comments

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Septicflesh Spurt Out Metalcore

Septicflesh, a bunch of Greek cyber crusts with Klingon facial hair who wear rubber suits like villains on the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, released two new preview tracks from their upcoming album that will of course be awful, Codex Omega, which comes out I don’t know when and I don’t care who is releasing and you should not care either and should listen to DarkthroneSoulside Journey or something instead as even checking out these two tracks is a waste of your precious little time on Earth.

(more…)

9 Comments

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,