Maniac Butcher says it best in their justification for their "No Keyboards, No Female Vocals" campaign: "Keyboards belong in disco, not in true heavy metal. And female vocals? We prefer to use mouths of girls for totally different activities."

Not that you'd want to let the hideous chick 'singing' in this band blow you. WOOF! Besides, some of the other fags in this band probably give better blowjobs, seeing how gay their brand of 'black metal' is--totally wimpy melodic riffs totally washed out by overbearing keyboards, with pathetic full-blast drumming and weak-but-extremely-reverbed 'black' vocals trying in vain to give this shit at least some appearance of being heavy. Yet another band of fools misses the 'extreme metal only' warning on EFW's main page, and now they pay the price. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!

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