The Challenge

[Starbreaker]

I always knit my shoes standing on one leg and brush my teeth with the 'wrong' hand.

What else could be done to crush the conformity and bring some challenge into our lifes?

[Eleison]

Write a symphony...

If it's not as good as Brahms' 3rd you fail.

[Umbrage]

Stand up for people you have nothing in common with.

Base your opinions on what Immortal Technique raps about.

Become a post-modern artist. Or post-anything artist.

Don't vote.

Drive your car on the 'wrong' side of the road.

Cover a GG Allin song.

Only listen to mp3's. Or better yet only listen to music on youtube.

Join this forum to disagree 80% of the time and promote stuff no one cares about.

Don't believe in cancer. Cancer is a lie.

[Sammaellofi]

Masturbate instead of doing anything

Play fantasy video games and complain about how there is no honor in the world

Wait around for the government to get smart

Complain about all religions while claiming to be a wiccan

Watch the Simpsons and laugh at their hysterical social commentary

Smoke pot and break the law in the name of freedom and complain about Christians who pick and choose which beliefs they follow

Join this forum to agree with 80% of what is said without understanding any of it.

[Humanicide]

Make sure to eat fast food at least three times a week, who has time to cook anymore?

Buy multiple SUVs

Be sure to promote your various house music projects on myspace nonstop

Get pants-shitting drunk every weekend. No exceptions.

Complain about monotheistic religion, but savor those days off you get for Christmas

[Nimbostratus]

Listening to Burzum for its ass kicking riffs, while disagreeing 200% with Varg's ideas.

Loving musica sacra like Bach and olders, but clapping and laughing at every Richard Dawkins insightful commentary on theology or Philosophy.

Complaining about globalization for not being the state run liberal internationalist globalization that I would like.

Enjoying Nietzsche because he said that God is dead, but keeping humanism.

Bashing creationists and praising Darwin, but believing that suddenly darwinism no longer applies to humankind.

[Scipio]

Three words:  auto-erotic asphyxiation.   

The challenge lies in achieving maximum pleasure without killing oneself.

[Dinaric Leather]

This thread is real fucking funny and shouldn't be deleted at all.

[Humanicide]

This thread is real fucking funny and shouldn't be deleted at all.

Who has time to delete threads anymore? I've gotta get the kids to soccer practice. Nothing says good morning like an Irish coffee, hold the coffee.

[Agni]

lol this topic is so funny (and i m so baked )