I would like to share a revelation that I received this very day. One which may change the way in which I view my life forever onward. Today I discovered the acceptance of Christ. I discovered the warmth and bounty of His being. For it was with unprejudiced and unconditional love that Christ accepted me into His anus. Truly, it was a kingdom of bliss. His tender eyes, though masking His pain, passionately empathised as he endured burden and punishment for my sake. He bled for me and suffered. I ask repentance, Lord! For all the blasphemy and vanity uttered by my voice. Had I but known Your wonders. Had I but tasted Your intoxicating wine. "Forever be praised, my lord." I shouted as I deposited my seed. The burning embers of spiritual awakening subsided and I sheathed myself. Christ embraced me and spoke into my ear. "My child, if ever again you are in need you must only let me know." With those departing words he was gone. I don't know if I'll ever see him again, or if I shall for eternity be tantalized with the memories of heaven. I know the day will come when I call upon him in need. Yet, will he return? I pray.