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Unemployed because of constant erection

Unemployed because of constant erection
March 01, 2011, 08:19:42 PM
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HAARLEM - For months the 37-year-old Bas Dorst from Haarlem has been sitting at home unemployed. The former roofer has a disease that causes him to walk around with an erection for twelve to fourteen hours a day.

Bas suffers greatly from the rare erectile dysfunction called priapism. "People laugh about it, but it's a terrible probleem" Bas told the newspaper Haarlems Dagblad. He told his story under a pseudonym because his girlfriend does not want "that all of Haarlem knows I walk around with this."

Bas has been suffering from the disease for two years since he suddenly awoke with an erection that wouldn't stop. "After twelve hours I nearly fell over from pain. Eventually I went to the hospital crying." Every treatment for the rare disease so far has not led to desired results. The man still has an erection every morning which only passes at about noon.

Bas does not want to take medicine. "They block the production of testosterone. That means I can not have children and I do have a child," explains Bas.

The roofer wants more understanding for the condition that causes him to be currently unemployed. "The job centre doesn't allow me to work at an office because my visible erection. My consultant told me the office staff might take offense. She's trying to find other suitable work for me."

Bas's condition also causes problems at home. He experiences no joy from sex. "The whole thing is blocked causing me to feel nothing."

http://www.telegraaf.nl/binnenland/9114025/__Werkloos_door_constante_erectie__.html

Another person with nothing better to do than F5'ing anus.com all day...

Re: Unemployed because of constant erection
March 01, 2011, 10:58:19 PM
Hey, or he could go to Serbia.
HE WHO REAPS STORMS, SOWS WINDS. HE WHO SOWS WINDS, REAPS STORMS.

"It is better to go to a house of mourning than to go to a house of feasting, for death is the destiny of every man; the living should take this to heart."
-Ecclesiastes 7:2

Re: Unemployed because of constant erection
March 02, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Or he could try to get a job as a coat hanger. People just aren't creative enough and that's why they stay unemployed.

Re: Unemployed because of constant erection
March 03, 2011, 03:57:19 AM
Porn is another option.