I was thinking over the Morbid Angel drama from the blog, and it occurred to me that Hessians need some kind of cultural symbol for "no review needed."
I'm thinking like a turd with a sail on it, e.g. it floats and goes but still stinks.
Albums like all post-1995 black metal except Demoncy, and the new Morbid Anal, just don't need reviews. "It's regular shit, with this aesthetic twist. All the parts are pretty good, but because it's regular shit, it's just dressed up in a weird way and actually has no important form. So if you like shit like that, buy this shit." (turd with sail)