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Earth getting tired of humans

Earth getting tired of humans
June 12, 2011, 01:32:20 AM
Residents of Woodland, in County Durham, claim that every night a noise permeates the air similar to the throb of a car engine.

It is sometimes so strong that it even shakes the bed of one of the householders.

But no matter how hard they look, the community cannot find the source of the problem and, at their wits end, have called in the council to investigate.


Probably some brilliant government project, or plate tectonics in action. Earth is getting ready to make human hot dog.

Re: Earth getting tired of humans
June 12, 2011, 07:21:53 AM
It's an American army communications project:

The base is probably underground. The best way to stop it is to track down and kill all Americans in your area.