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Women
September 19, 2011, 05:53:24 AM
We will now openly discuss luring in members of the opposite sex (yes, all of you are guys, and no homos allowed in this thread). What are your techniques? Which techniques of yours did not work? Etc.

And yes, this is basically a thread for me to gather valuable information. I am an aspie -- as many of you well know --, so I am hopeless in this area.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 06:48:27 AM
Well, there was this girl that I liked. I met her when I was doing shopping, I saw her standing near a crate of tomatoes and she looked gorgeous. I was too shy to approach her but I followed her after she left the store. She lived in a big house in the south of town. I was thinking of ways to start up a conversation after she'd leave her house again when suddenly I was arrested. Apparently she had called the police on me. It also turned out she was married. After a few hours the cops let me go 'cause they didn't have any real evidence on me (I told them I was just walking around in the neighborhood) The last time I went by her house she had bought a big dog that kept barking all the time. She seems nice though, she works as a teacher at a local elementary school and goes to fitness every Thursday evening. I'm still thinking of ways to approach her, I could cut my hair and put on some shades for instance and maybe she won't recognize me.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 06:54:05 AM
Why choose women when you can have heroic cock to cock combat?

In all seriousness though, is this a troll thread?

Maybe I'm being dense, but I never caught the part as to if you actually were 15 and spergin'.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 07:33:34 AM
Why would it be a troll thread? It's a legitimate informational topic. We need more informational topics.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 10:12:01 AM
I don't really know about "techniques".  Without really thinking about it, I go in for the cliché of "just be yourself", and I seem to get plenty enough interest from girls (sometimes too much).  That's probably because I'm fucking gorgeous, taller/better built than 90% of the world's population, am highly intelligent, and have a good sense of humour.  Maybe you should just focus on improving yourself to the nth degree - you might find that girls are more into guys who improve themselves than guys who are constantly trying to get girls.  That's my experience, at least.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 11:36:01 AM
I don't really know about "techniques".  Without really thinking about it, I go in for the cliché of "just be yourself", and I seem to get plenty enough interest from girls (sometimes too much).  That's probably because I'm fucking gorgeous, taller/better built than 90% of the world's population, am highly intelligent, and have a good sense of humour.  Maybe you should just focus on improving yourself to the nth degree - you might find that girls are more into guys who improve themselves than guys who are constantly trying to get girls.  That's my experience, at least.

Agreed. I was trying to get this girl for a while by trying all these tricks (acting like a dick) and I ended up attracting all the wrong women instead which just made eveything worse. After pulling my head out of my arse and chilling out it all worked out fine and we now live together. Show pride without arrogance, respect without depreciating yourself, generosity without charity, cornflakes without sugar... 

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 02:53:00 PM
In all seriousness though, is this a troll thread?

Maybe I'm being dense, but I never caught the part as to if you actually were 15 and spergin'.

This forum has been 100% male ever since Brünhilde was banned. I figured this was legitimate. And no, I am not 15, scrawny, and 'spergin. I am glad I convinced some people otherwise, though. The workout tips were great.

I'm still thinking of ways to approach her, I could cut my hair and put on some shades for instance and maybe she won't recognize me.

Good idea. Report back here after you have gathered your intel. By the way, what does she look like?



I don't really know about "techniques".  Without really thinking about it, I go in for the cliché of "just be yourself", and I seem to get plenty enough interest from girls (sometimes too much).  That's probably because I'm fucking gorgeous, taller/better built than 90% of the world's population, am highly intelligent, and have a good sense of humour.  Maybe you should just focus on improving yourself to the nth degree - you might find that girls are more into guys who improve themselves than guys who are constantly trying to get girls.  That's my experience, at least.

Agreed. I was trying to get this girl for a while by trying all these tricks (acting like a dick) and I ended up attracting all the wrong women instead which just made eveything worse. After pulling my head out of my arse and chilling out it all worked out fine and we now live together. Show pride without arrogance, respect without depreciating yourself, generosity without charity, cornflakes without sugar... 

That all makes sense. I know what it's like to attract the pretty, but erratic women >__>

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 04:20:41 PM
I'm in the university so I can get a good job and pay high-quality escorts, the ones who are educated, beautiful, without breast implants (i hate unnatural women), speak more than one language, let you kiss on the lips and most important, no condoms.

Until this time comes, I'm happy with any one crazy lady that agrees to give me love.

I would only reject a woman based on the following characteristics, alone or combined:

-Really bad stinking breath
-I suspect she has STD
-Missing more than 2 teeth
-Is extremely obese
-Is extremely ugly

I'm really interested in sharing moments of love with a black girl, they're really cute and exotic.
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I forgot this is about information. I'm fat now, when I had a good body it was easier to get girls to be interested, but I was under confident so I went sometimes to the ones that were not very beautiful, that works. Apart from that I can only recommend self improvement in all ways.

There are also some techniques from books, like visualizations (so called laws of attraction).  The book also says that the more semen you gather from avoiding orgasms, the more sexual magnetism you will have.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 04:50:52 PM
The book also says that the more semen you gather from avoiding orgasms, the more sexual magnetism you will have.

It's best to just remain healthily sexually active, i.e. anything from 2 to 8 ejaculations a fortnight, relatively regularly dispersed (something along those lines).  Woman is (obviously) preferable, but hand is fine too.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 09:18:43 PM
Christ guys, it aint that fucking hard. See a girl you want to date, walk up to her, start talking and go from there. Finding a girl is basic shit so long as you have at least an ounce of confidence, don't reek of feces and cheetos, take care of yourself and own a pair of balls.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 09:48:45 PM
Finding a girl: basic shit

Finding a wife: fucking difficult

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 10:14:50 PM
Finding beautiful women. Easy

Finding beautiful women of good character. Fucking good luck.

Im happy i dont have to do that dance anymore.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 11:29:45 PM
Im happy i dont have to do that dance anymore.

What do you mean by that?

Finding a girl: basic shit

Finding a wife: fucking difficult

Why do you want a wife? Monogamy is great for continuous sex, but marriage is not worth it these days.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 11:54:50 PM
I use the term "wife" to refer to the woman/women with whom I will raise children.

Re: Women
September 19, 2011, 11:57:33 PM
Monogamy is great for continuous sex
LOL and I thought you were being serious. Anyway, why wouldn't you want a wife? If you manage to shack up with someone with good character, who you admire, why would you want to make that temporary?