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Copulation Metal

Copulation Metal
September 26, 2011, 12:38:30 PM
I've been thinking about metal songs to bang girls to. "Rock out with my cock out", if you will. Resurrections "Torture Chamber" and Morbid Angels "Blessed Are The Sick" come to mind.

Mutiilation's album "Remains of a Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul" might be good if you're into bondage and S&M, but that ain't me.

Re: Metal to get your fat dick sucked to
September 26, 2011, 01:36:19 PM
Burzum was surprisingly good, as was In the Nightside Eclipse.  Apparently, I fuck in time with the music, so it probably depends on whether the girl wants slow, hard, and heavy, or fast and feral.

Maybe we can test this - Ildjarn vs. Deeds of Flesh might be an interesting comparison.

Re: Metal to get your fat dick sucked to
September 26, 2011, 03:18:16 PM
Drawing Down the Moon, obviously.  "Sadomatic Rites" is fuckin' sexy!

Re: Metal to get your fat dick sucked to
September 26, 2011, 05:06:26 PM
How did you know I have a phat dick?

Sarcófago - Ready to Fuck

Re: Metal to get your fat dick sucked to
September 26, 2011, 05:12:45 PM
None. The only sounds I hear when she's sucking on it are the vomiting noises after violent throat fucking.

Re: Metal to get your fat dick sucked to
September 26, 2011, 08:08:55 PM
No music while having sex. It might wake her up.

Re: Metal to get your fat dick sucked to
September 26, 2011, 08:24:55 PM
^ That is why dead chicks are preferable.

Re: Metal to get your fat dick sucked to
September 27, 2011, 02:10:14 AM
Sarcófago - Ready to Fuck
Thats perfect for a hate-fuck at a party with some Suzie Rottencrotch, not particularly sensual though.
Drawing Down the Moon
How could I forget? Obvious is right, maybe I should have reread my signature.

Re: Copulation Metal
September 27, 2011, 02:22:56 AM
Could fornicating to Burzum be considered a blasphemy to blasphemy?

Re: Copulation Metal
September 27, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
We were once listening to Autechre on Itunes and the album ended. Then Mental Funeral started. Dead is probably the greatest mood ruining song ever, but we were too busy to notice.

Re: Copulation Metal
September 27, 2011, 04:01:40 AM

Re: Copulation Metal
September 27, 2011, 11:57:47 PM
I was going to relate a story about how I once visited the UltimateGuitar forums and saw thread like this and thought "the ANUS guys were about how stupid these UG tards are" but then I started to wonder why I couldn't stop touching myself after thinking about Cryptopsy - "Slit Your Guts".

You may have something here!

Re: Copulation Metal
September 28, 2011, 12:48:47 AM
Graveyard Slut - Darkthrone

Re: Copulation Metal
September 28, 2011, 05:54:26 PM
W.a.s.p. fuck like a beast.

Re: Copulation Metal
September 29, 2011, 12:08:39 PM
For epic sex try Summoning, Particularly Oath Bound.