Scourge....where the hell did you get that? Fucking fantastic, I was laughing all the way through; partially out of pity, but mostly out of sheer disdain.
DOESN'T TAKE MUCH TO LOOK ON THE INTERNET FOR GOOD EATING HABITS, FATASS.
In regards to the OP, one interesting social experiment I've found (mostly among randoms/acquaintances) is to continually ask questions. Eventually, by playing a sort of modern day Socrates, people will tend to crack under the pressure, eventually saying "I don't know man! fuck why do you have to ask all these questions???" Makes for good entertainment.