Then again, I remember the Tarditionalists
This man is a artist.
I have to say, though, the DLA is a pretty shoddy place for people to start things. Many have tried, it's rarely worked. If you really want to start something, do it with your friends - real world communication is what is required, not net-based noodling. We are allowed to be far too cerebral when communicating in this fashion, and so spirit and passion cannot be shared; this is why we seem more divided than we actually are. This is not instantial, but a problem inherent to the medium, just as crowdism is to Democracy.
tl;dr: get the fuck outside! Experience reality, instead of considering it from a chair. Explore your own nature, see what you're capable of in this universe.
What's wrong with being clownish and appearing ineffectual? Socrates got away with it until they saw through the disguise.