Aw come on, you can't put words into peoples mouths. Thats just unfair, dude.
Hi, I'm from Snark City, Sarcasmstan. We don't get into immature shit talking contests, we are quite above that uncultured hooliganism. So go eat a dick and shut the fuck up.
I am a Laotian homosexual and I lack a wiener
If either of you guys are in the Southwest US at any point, hit me up with a PM. We can go out for drinks on me at a Vegas strip club, then retreat back to my place, drink more, listen to some metal and hug and kiss each other. Thats the ritual where I'm from.
Despite my user name, I'm not Slavic. And I'm obviously not South American. South American nations are so disparate you might as well guess I seem like a Western Hemisphere inhabitant.
If you guys dislike Slavs, I'm your worst nightmare. My ancestry is Chinese, Japanese and Korean on my mothers side, and Scottish, English, Dutch and Swedish (That I know of, likely more, family has been here for a long time) from pops. Yep, I'm a mongrel. That should give you guys plenty of ammo, doesn't matter though, cause my chops are unbustable.