correctly identified me as a homosexual for posting a thread entitled "Useful skills: outlining"
; however, I think the point is well made that people here and everywhere are still learning the skills of being human, and exceptional resources should be pointed out. It helps our forum members succeed in the world.
That being said, there's something I need to talk to you guys about... homonyms, or words that sound the same but are not spelled the same way.You're/Your
[possessive] Your: Your cock is in my ass.
[contraction] You're: You're going to ram that cock into my ass, aren't you?
watch out for
[possessive] Your ramming of that cock in my ass is going to make me seasick.Its/It's
[possessive] Its: Its tentacles reached for her and the next thing she knew, the Octopus had mounted her ass.
[contraction] It's: It's too bad we can't get tentacle porn on cable anymore, as it got the sheep horny.There/Their/They're
[location] There: Cram that turgid cock right in there!
[possessive] Their: So many people were raping him, he could not separate their penises in his mind.
[contraction] They're: They're going to gang rape you until you die.
but watch for
[possessive] Their tendency to rape you explains why they are wearing masks.