Equal poops

[Umbrage]

You're allowed to have your own culture but I don't want you wearing that scarf in public.
You're allowed to your own opinion but I don't want your opinion to be too different from mine.
You're allowed your own religion as long as it embraces the values of humanism and liberalism.

and

You're allowed to use our universities but wait a minute, let me explain to you how we poop over here!

Swansea University puts up toilet instruction posters

Posters have gone up around a university campus instructing students on how to use the toilet properly. Swansea University says it has produced them to help address cultural differences. The posters include images showing students what they should and should not do.

Some students have called them ridiculous but others say they are a good idea to help keep the toilets clean and hygienic.

The images on the posters show a drawing of someone standing on a toilet seat with a red cross and another with a figure sitting correctly with a green tick. It asks students to ensure used toilet roll is placed in the toilet and to make sure they flush it properly for the next person to use.

In some countries in South East Asia where people squat to use the toilet there are posters informing Westerners how to use them. In parts of the Middle East where plumbing systems cannot cope there are posters informing people not to put toilet roll down the toilet but in bins.

A university spokeswoman said: "Swansea University is a multi-cultural campus community and the informational posters were produced, for use in both male and female facilities, to help address cultural differences that were unfortunately causing damage and hygiene issues.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-16983788

EQUAL POOPS FOR ALL!!!1

[analrapist]

In politics, we're all the same, everyone poops. But in real life, some poop where they eat.

In politics, we're all the same, everyone bleeds red. In real life, some blood has AIDS

[lafindumonde]

I go #1 (no!) - don't wanna sit on that gross seat in public, ewsie.

Also, don't recommend shaking my left hand (if you know what I mean).

Tend not to flush either. Try extra hard to leave a mess everywhere. Figure what the hell, not my job.

/sarc

[loam]

Had to make a sign like this once, but in Spanish. Apparently everyone poops, and some people put their poop in the trash can unless you tell them not to.