I just love watching all those young, buff, strapping and sweaty young men running around in shorts kicking balls around. It sets my soul on fire and ignites my primal desire to have a heroic, barbaric, muscle-clad harbinger of orgasmic seminal eruption stomp on my puny little ballbag and make me his personal fuck slave. The only thing that gets me hotter than talking about sports on a metal forum is getting my asshole licked out by my German Shepherd with Individual Thought Patterns playing in the background.