Who is to say this isn't D&D and that I am not the bard?
I am what I am, when I am. Aren't you?
It is what it is, for me, when I decide it is. Isn't it for you?
You want a serious discussion, then be serious.
You want to laugh and have fun, make it so.
You want a fight? Start fighting.
Of course, whatever you may want is only one side of the equation.
What are you looking for, right now? Express it.
Who knows what may happen, as a result?