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Deskjobs 140 times dirtier than kissing your toilet seat

Or "Why everyone always has a cold around christmas"


Go out they said. Socialize they said.

I'd rather be sailing.

I'd rather be sleeping

^ Was gonna post that.

With the amount of time people spend at their computers, coughing, sneezing, touching various parts of their face/body - is it any wonder that the office is a germ cube?

A lack of office jobs is the cause of weak immune systems.

With the advent of easy-fix antibiotics and the inevitable misuse/overuse by the common man we now have highly infectious superbug-laden office jobs. It's probably safer joining the army. And no, I can't prove any of this.