One ordinary man went to see the devil. He told him that he wanted to sell his soul for fortune and glory and a video clip on mtv. The devil replied that he couldn't do it. The man asked him why. His answer was:
«you don't have a soul. Therefore, you cannot sell it to me».
-but mister devil, I will do everything for you. I will be your slave.
-how good is a slave if he's a total incompetent. You're good for nothing. sorry no deal.
the man return back home, took a beer and watch tv till the day he died.