This guy is a cocaine and heroin addict; the theft was to fund his habit. He associates with indie rock musicians and rips people off on merch deals. I've never even heard his fucking music but I'm sure it's blander than unsalted vegan Pho.
Cook County lockup is no place for some Naperville hipster man-child like this to end up, either. I know a couple folks who've been in there and people like Blake get fucking treated. He'll get out in a month or two with no shoes and a gaping anus. Who knows, maybe he'll end up getting stabbed to death by Latin Kings for scamming them out of some T shirts or something.
Blake, if you're reading this... here's a little song to cheer you up in there:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3omQikQYmgY