Pity poor Antarctica: already shedding its land (but not its sea) ice, it's now been found to conceal a volcano of some considerable size beneath its frosty coating.
Like a nicotine addict making a desperate attempt to hide in an airline toilet, this smoker had itself hidden – but instead of a couple of centimetres of door, its presence was concealed underneath the glaciers in the vicinity of Mount Sidley.
Aw shucks. We were so sure it was Wall Street and lack of free medicine that conspired to melt the ice and drown the poor nations. There has to be something else we can pin on the elitist right.
”The Revolution ends by devouring its own children” – Jacques Mallet du Pan, 1793