Waitain: blah blah blah
Same can be said for any number of genres. Let's play a game. Randomly pick a letter, search itunes or whatever gay shit, then randomly preview one of the results. What are the odds of finding something that isn't complete trash?
1.) Xzibit - restless : Generic beats; stupid lyrics even for hiphop.
2.) iamwhoiam - N: Unremarkable, but better than the previous.
3.) whocares - D: Porno background music. At least its utilitarian, i guess.
4.) woeisme - I: I'm too illiterate to properly describe how bad this screamo is.
5.) Nuclear Assault-F#: nice random pick but i never liked this song.
6.) C,R and Promid - Electro Queen: electronic music made using all the presets that came with the software.
7.) Ani DiFranco - J: call center music for when you've been put on hold.
8.) B - Birdz n Beez: African-American with downs syndrome.
9.) Ivan sandomire - L: 1950s love song mixed with carnival music. somehow less offensive than the other material so far.
10.) E - Fitting in with the misfits: feel good christian music for attracting losers to your doomsday cult.
Will someone bash my head in until i forget the last 15 minutes? I think i had a point to make somewhere but i'll be damned if i can find it. Whatever.
Unsurprisingly, most music is bullshit. Also, there always seems to be this underlying sentiment that the author is embarrassed with himself for being peripherally associated with something as nerdy and ridiculous as blackmetal (as its publicly perceived), and feels the need to justify it to himself. Oh no, i listen to the real stuff, you see, because they don't make hilariously absurd photoshoots and, oh wait...
Also, look at that high-fiving circle jerk in the comments below the article haha.