Whoever wrote this tried to do a good job, but they fucked up two things:
1) "Death metal rocks!" - are we trying to convert Bryan Adams fans here?
2) The band list. They tried... it's still a giant dumpster of rancid rat feces frosted in the semen of deceased prog rock bands.
I like the general outlook they take however, and think we should consider working with this author to make a newer, better, smarter version of this text (the first link).
The second link is glowing pink in my browser (Firefox), and dripping little HIV virii onto the quoted text beneath, so I'm not clicking.