I. The best among metal is worth defending and spreading.
II. ANUS is the voice of this kind of metal. No one else has even tried.
III. Some say "ANUS is fucked," especially this forum, but what that means is that we haven't put enough of our energy into it.
IV. If you understand what's on this site, you are of a small group that has more potential members.
V. If we all work together, the amount of work we have to do is small and we'll get the same results faster. We should be fighting for metal. We should be fighting for (giggle, snicker) ANUS.
Just kidding. I'm chillin' with the Wii, the bong, some beers and youporn.com. Knock yourselves out.