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Project: Burzspam

Project: Burzspam
June 20, 2005, 11:23:53 PM
Major news agencies usually have "music" sites where you can select through the artists they think you should hear. Naturally, almost none of these include Burzum, and they'd be horrified to include it.

Example:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/

From this comes an idea.

Theory: They are collecting data to see what people are willing to buy, as well as trying to shove it down our throats.

1. Collect list of major music sites with search blanks
2. Create script to search repetitively for variations on 'Burzum' and 'Ildjarn;
3. Have fifty or more dedicated Hessians apply themselves to this task.

Consequences: we may never know, but it's possible they will at least experience great consternation and make hilarious public statements about evil black metal. At best case scenario, they'll start selling Burzum via mainstream record sites, which is no loss as black metal is already dead, so we might as well market what could positively influence the hordes.


Re: Project: Burzspam
June 21, 2005, 08:20:57 AM
 :-/Interesting, most interesting. Although i do not believe that black metal is dead, just sleeping, it will one day return.
In a state of permanent Abyss

Re: Project: Burzspam
June 21, 2005, 09:09:18 AM
musics die. art dies. most art we love, or all art we love, is dead. if it's 'alive' someone's pulling a weekend at bernies.
Conflagrations

Au milieu de l'hiver, j'ai découvert en moi un invincible été.

Re: Project: Burzspam
June 21, 2005, 03:23:38 PM
Interesting idea.

Re: Project: Burzspam
June 21, 2005, 04:10:03 PM
You mean something like this:

"Yahoo! Music is the best source of information about Burzum, including ringtones, discography, similar artists, fans, and more."


http://es.music.yahoo.com/ar-292185---Burzum

Re: Project: Burzspam
June 21, 2005, 04:57:45 PM
And if not dead, BM is severely injuried: How do you feel seing sites like this? :

http://mclub.te.net.ua/vcat.phtml?action=va&singer=445


Even not being in the BBC it's a weird feeling. There is an strong contrast between the advertising pic of the girl with headphones and the music bellow.

Re: Project: Burzspam
June 22, 2005, 04:08:12 PM
Weekend At Bernies, that was awesome. Seeing as how I'm a troll, naturally I see this as a great idea.