I made this for fun and have been using it to spread word online.
NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER
When: June 6th
Why: Because it's fuckin' Slayer... do you need a reason?
How: BLAST IT BABY! (no headphones-be obnoxious)
If you have babies, elderly, mother-in-laws, pets, or anyone else who might complain to you or be disturbed about you blasting Slayer.... turn it up louder to drown out their voices.
Headbang in public places.
Wear everything you have that says "Slayer" on it. If you have nothing...make stuff. Be evil!
When people ask why, say, "Because it's Slayer." And if they ask why you would do something for a 'stupid band' say... "Ok, I lied before, to spare you... it's Satan, he's making me do it. I owe him my soul, but I already gave that to the government. This is the only way he wouldn't give my body to the Obama dog for dinner."
Bring portable speakers for your mp3 player and blast it: on a city bus, in a park, in the grocery store, at the doctor's office, at your cousin's funeral, at a wedding, inside a church, in public bathrooms, in crowded parking lots, anywhere else you may venture.
If you must leave your music behind don't forget that singing Slayer at the top of your lungs wherever you go is also paying tribute.
IN CASE YOU DOUBT MY AUTHENTICITY!!!!!http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org