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Half of Britons think 'countryside' is boring

Nothing is 100% despoiled. Go for it.

The cities are just as boring as the countryside; they're just newer, so it takes the monkeys a few decades to figure it out, and at about that point they retire from their failed careers to small apartments in semi-rural areas, and watch the shopping channel until the divine wind of a heart attack or stroke conveys them into the ground.