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TWILIGHT ambisexual to play VARG VIKERNES in new movie

Jackson Rathbone, the teen heartthrob from "Twilight", has reportedly agreed to play Varg Vikernes (a.k.a. Count Grishnackh) — the former BURZUM mastermind who is currently serving a Norwegian prison term for the August 1993 murder of MAYHEM guitarist Oystein Aarseth (a.k.a. Euronymous) and setting fire to three churches — in the upcoming movie "Lords Of Chaos".

Based on Michael Moynihan and Didrik Soderlind's book of the same name, the film depicts true events and revolves around the black metal sub-culture that spawned a wave of murders and church arsons across Norway in the early 1990s.

Making his English-language debut with "Lords Of Chaos" will be hot Japanese director Sion Sono.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=120512


Wait, shouldn't the faggot be playing Euronymous?

Anyway, I suspect a "26 stabs in self defense" is in line for somebody involved in this project.

Sion Sono allegedly directs gay porn for a living.

NHA

I don't know who is the bigger moron; the people posting replies at blabbermouth, or me, for not knowing better than to read them heh.

I find this latter-day hipster-ish infatuation with all thing Black Metal nauseating. There is an irony of biblical proportions, however, in how mainstreamed the whole mess has gotten...movies? really?? Oh the shame...

Sion Sono allegedly directs gay porn for a living.

He has admitted to directing porn in his early years to make ends meet.  I've never seen any reliable source about the gay porn but it wouldn't really surprise me.  However, he has also made some amazing films and his presence on this project makes it difficult for me to write it off, no matter how badly I want to.
"Love thy neighbour" is a fucking joke, for few are worthy of my love.

"It will be a story of youth and youthful energy, said Pollok, but he emphasised that the film will fall under the teen film category, and that it will be a psychological horror film."

Enough said...

It's no surprise they're actually making it. They obviously have nothing to fear from a culture populated by idle failures.

I want to stab myself 26 times in self-defense.

First two Jews make Until the Light Takes Us, and now this?

Varg's thoughts (posted on burzum.com a long time ago).

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The latest addition to the petty wailing choir is a Hollywood producer and his director, who plan to make a film about the Norwegian Black Metal scene as it was in 1991-1993. Or so they say anyhow. As a basis for their film they have the ridiculously amateurish "Lords Of Chaos" book, and the film's script was apparently written by some Jews in New York and a metal-head who claims to be a Norwegian-American, because his grandfather was from Norway. (I wonder where his other three grandparents come from.) None of them has ever spoken to any of the parties involved, in the scene in 1991-1993, before writing the script, according to the producer, because they want to be "objective". (He said so in an interview to a local newspaper in Tromsø, printed today). From another newspaper I learn about the plot, and they reveal some of the locations in Bergen the filmmakers want to use when they shoot the film. In their attempt to be "objective" they of course have ended up with no idea about what really happened, why it happened, where we used to hang out or anything, and to me this film just looks like a big, bad joke.

The newspaper headlines spell "Film about the Count", "Varg Vikernes goes to Hollywood" and so forth, but it's just a hoax; they misuse my (nick-)name to promote a film that obviously has nothing to do with me. They don't even base it on reality, but on the laveyish1 lies of Michael Jenkins Moynihan and his idiot companion, Didrik Søderlind, the two satanic clowns responsible for "Lords Of Chaos".

So, I will encourage everybody to sabotage this film and the production of this film by all legal means, and to simply boycott it.


Sound advice from Mr. Vikernes. I'll be sure not to see this.

Fuck this Twilight wanker too.
No.

Having reviewed the thread, baby Jesus is most definitely weeping at this point.

Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?

no I find it hilarious as well!  Im actually going to see it and enjoy doing so!  And I will be laughing the entire time!