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Things to do for 9/11

Things to do for 9/11
September 10, 2009, 09:54:25 AM

Things to do for 9/11:

* Take flying lessons, and learn to take off, but not land.
* Translate the Koran into Klingon.
* Calculate the amount of blood left on your sheets by 77 virgins.
* Draw up a new design for "Freedom Tower."
* Learn Arabic.
* Practice making IEDs in the garage.
* Monitor your own phone calls and emails for dangerous keywords.
* Scream "Allahu Ackbar!" at Republicans.
* Leave your ID in a Florida strip club.
* Tell people you'll only leave the house when the threat level is back to "Blue."
* Elect a wimpy pacifier of a President to guarantee future entertainment.

It's a great time for jihad. Since Michael Jackson kicked off, we've had no really important news other than the entitlement people fighting the wealth accumulation people. Maybe it's time for more fireworks? Start up those 747s, and let's have a blast!

Things to do for 9-11-09

Re: Things to do for 9/11
September 10, 2009, 10:20:01 AM
Made me laugh quite a bit. Here's some more things to do on 9/11:

Discuss the benefits of arranged marriages and honor killings with people.
If you work in a skyscraper point out the window and scream P-P-PLANE!!! several times that day to upset co-workers.
Convert to Shiite Islam and celebrate Ashura in your local shopping center while blasting Antaeus through a portable stereo.

Re: Things to do for 9/11
September 10, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
Tell your friends the epic story of how Osama got that Kalashnikov by killing a Soviet soldier with his bare hands.

Re: Things to do for 9/11
September 11, 2009, 10:06:48 AM
Stare helplessly at a tall building on fire and say "ohmigod" over and over.