*imagines pasty-faced aspies saying "no" with a cold, psychotic look in their analytical eyes"
I learned about this as a child:
Mr Mean says no: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAWI3wIoX4Y
Wizard: Could I possibly please have a glass of water, if it's not too much to ask?
Mr Mean: No
Mr Mean was an aspie nihilist hessian (asshole, in the vernacular).
yes he was
and, yes, I met him once
yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
and there was None so English.
but somewhere there is also Mr. Median, who is a crowdist, and Mr. Mode, who is a phenomenological ontologist.