I couldn't even finish the first paragraph. Every bone in my body - even those tiny ones in the ears - was telling me that this was the single worst thing I would ever read, if I continued. I'm glad I listened to me - I have no idea what I just avoided, but I have a feeling it may have been a day's worth of RAGE. From what I could tell, they took the image of the "stupid, primitive, 'masculine' metalhead", and then said that, since this is what everyone who listens to Metal is like, Metal is intrinsically stupid, because the fans reflect the music entirely, and the fans, obviously, are all stupid, primitive, and "masculine", so Metal is stupid, but WE CAN CHANGE IT, BECAUSE WE HAVE POWAH! COME ON, GALS!
Shoot me now.