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National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)

Re: National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)
August 07, 2010, 05:41:38 AM
This made me laugh so hard. I havent laughed so hard all day. Where does Prozak come up with this stuff? This is sharp.

I sent it to one of my 'friends' (who needs them) and it was a total mindfuck for him. Over facebook chat he said "holy shit. I have been wasting my life having fun at parties" he proceeded to spend the rest of the day creating last.fm accounts writing on the forums about how Killswitch Engage fans should EAT DICK. And as we speak he is creating an account on this forum and intends to quote a news article then write a paragraph about how the populist dogma and equality explains everything about why the world is so bad and overpopulated. The reasoning is simple, he says.

As an aside, thanks for posting the link, I or the anus forums wouldnt have found it otherwise. I didnt think anus was still being updated?

Re: National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)
August 07, 2010, 05:47:16 AM
This made me laugh so hard. I havent laughed so hard all day. Where does Prozak come up with this stuff? This is sharp.

I sent it to one of my 'friends' (who needs them) and it was a total mindfuck for him. Over facebook chat he said "holy shit. I have been wasting my life having fun at parties" he proceeded to spend the rest of the day creating last.fm accounts writing on the forums about how Killswitch Engage fans should EAT DICK. And as we speak he is creating an account on this forum and intends to quote a news article then write a paragraph about how the populist dogma and equality explains everything about why the world is so bad and overpopulated. The reasoning is simple, he says.

As an aside, thanks for posting the link, I or the anus forums wouldnt have found it otherwise. I didnt think anus was still being updated?

Oh wow, you got the personality of the entire staff and readership perfectly summarized with this. You have it all figured out.

Re: National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)
August 07, 2010, 09:07:48 PM
This made me laugh so hard. I havent laughed so hard all day. Where does Prozak come up with this stuff? This is sharp.

I sent it to one of my 'friends' (who needs them) and it was a total mindfuck for him. Over facebook chat he said "holy shit. I have been wasting my life having fun at parties" he proceeded to spend the rest of the day creating last.fm accounts writing on the forums about how Killswitch Engage fans should EAT DICK. And as we speak he is creating an account on this forum and intends to quote a news article then write a paragraph about how the populist dogma and equality explains everything about why the world is so bad and overpopulated. The reasoning is simple, he says.

As an aside, thanks for posting the link, I or the anus forums wouldnt have found it otherwise. I didnt think anus was still being updated?

Unprecedented levels of sarcasm.

Re: National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)
August 10, 2010, 01:56:17 AM
And the universe sees things in an ANUSian way:

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In what might be the funniest misspelling in North Carolina, a road crew misspelled 'SCHOOL' near a high school in Guilford County.

http://www.wtkr.com/news/wghp-story-crews-misspell-100809,0,2294983.story

No way. Except -- yes way. Synchronicity.

Re: National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)
August 10, 2010, 02:04:10 AM
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She and her colleagues evaluated responses from 1,891 doctors in a variety of specialties. "We had 17% of physicians who had direct knowledge of a colleague in their practice or hospital whom they believed was impaired or incompetent. About two-thirds of those did report that physician, but we still had about a third that did not report."

More than one-third did not completely agree that doctors should report all instances of impaired or incompetent physicians, they also found.

While some may argue that the majority do turn in incompetent or impaired doctors, DesRoches says the percent must be higher. "If you are the patient, you would want all the impaired or incompetent physicians to be reported."

The study results are in The Journal of the American Medical Association.

http://www.webmd.com/news/20100713/many-doctors-dont-report-incompetent-colleagues

I'm confident we'll make another 20000 posts in short order on the liberal egalitarian bureaucracy low standards theme.

Re: National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)
October 11, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
Lower standards under liberal hippiedom hits mainstream pages:

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The United States is not just losing its capacity to do great things. Itís losing its soul. Itís speeding down an increasingly rubble-strewn path to a region where being second rate is good enough.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/09/opinion/09herbert.html?_r=1

Re: National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)
October 14, 2010, 10:29:14 PM
love this idea

(although we've been undergoing our own version here at ANUS for the past two weeks)


I'm going to celebrate by listening to:

* Metallica - Metallica
* Asphyx - God Cries
* Slayer - God Hates Us All
* Morbid Angel - Ilud Divanum Insanus
* Emperor - Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
* Burzum - Valen
* Immortal - All Shall Fail
* Enslaved - Dark Side of the Moon
* Judas Priest - Turbo

And other mediocre albums by once great bands. They're equal too, you know.

I'm going to celebrate by listening to:

* Enslaved - Dark Side of the Moon

This one gave me one hell of a chuckle.

LOL YAY 2nd rate!

I'm going to listen to nothing but war metal. All of it sucks.

We can see this horrible mentation in public policy. Government needs to slow everyone down, so it insists on helping the most helpless cases first. The clueless, drug-addicted, impoverished by incompetence, criminal and foolish come first.

Naturally this makes the process perpetual. That is convenient for bureaucrats, who would like to be employed on the same schedule, so they can get in their 25 years of service and get out with a fat pension.

As a result, a kind of antisocial Darwinism occurs. Society favors the broken at the expense of the fixed. The result isnít so much that the fixed are crushed, but that the broken proliferate and become permanent dependents of the state.

Eventually, that produces enough of a load on the productive that those stop producing because it is futile to do so; it doesnít get them a better life, or change a broken system for the better.

At that point, society collapses, and we are forced to re-examine its path. Was the road to hell paved with good intentions? Yes, because good intentions are a substitute for studying reality enough to ensure good results.

The antisocial Darwinists will insist on huge transfers of money to inner city art clinics, homeless shelters, drug abuse resistance through disco dancing, and the like. They specialize in creating programs that fix no problems and cost a lot of money, because those programs accomplish their goal of retarding society.

http://www.amerika.org/politics/antisocial-darwinism/
http://www.alternativeright.com/main/blogs/zeitgeist/anti-social-darwinism/

The poor in America are soon to reach a 50 year high in quantity. So much for the liberal welfare state war on poverty.

http://news.yahoo.com/us-poverty-track-rise-highest-since-1960s-112946547--finance.html