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Slipknot's bassist mysteriously dies...

Slipknot's bassist mysteriously dies...
May 25, 2010, 12:59:54 PM
Just yesterday, Paul Gray, the bassist of loser, mainstream, poser-loving nu-metal/rap/alternative metal band Slipknot (a.k.a. 'Slapknut,' 'Shitknot,' Slickc**k', etc.) was mysteriously found dead.  The cause is yet unknown and there's supposed to be some kinda autopsy being done.

It's a predictability that all the hipsters will be bemoaning this as a "terrible loss" to the metal community, but obligatorily I know that this is far more a blessing and gift to the metal community than a loss.  Good riddance!

Here's the link to the article:


Could this be another possible example of cosmic "poetic justice" like what happened to Ray "Black Metal" Wallace of the H.M.M.A.C. for attempting to "regulate" metal into another form of rock music entertainment?  You decide....

I eagerly await anyone's input.

The guy played bass in Slipknot ...in a mask.  Perhaps it was his complete irrelevance to the world that killed him.  One can only hope such a thing becomes a trend.

He was a drug addict; there's no mystery.

Can't wait for Westboro to picket his funeral.

He played bass in Anal Blast too. lulz.


One down...

clearly AIDS