Bruce Dickinson, frontman of metal legends Iron Maiden, has declared that the world would be "better off" if it was "ruled by heavy metal bands"."Today is like a special day, a celebration of everyone that likes heavy metal. If we left it up to the media and the BBC no-one would know about this music."If heavy metal bands ruled the world we'd be a lot better off. There would be more a lot more drinking and a lot more shagging and nursery rhymes would sound like this."http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/iron-maiden/news/232339-iron-maiden-man-says-metal-should-rule
The last thing the world needs is more shagging.
Having reviewed the thread, baby Jesus is most definitely weeping at this point.