IRON MAIDEN: world "better off" ruled by heavy metal

[Nihilist News Network (NNN)]

Bruce Dickinson, frontman of metal legends Iron Maiden, has declared that the world would be "better off" if it was "ruled by heavy metal bands".

"Today is like a special day, a celebration of everyone that likes heavy metal. If we left it up to the media and the BBC no-one would know about this music.

"If heavy metal bands ruled the world we'd be a lot better off. There would be more a lot more drinking and a lot more shagging and nursery rhymes would sound like this."

http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/iron-maiden/news/232339-iron-maiden-man-says-metal-should-rule

That was very teenage.

[Sepulchral Voice]

The last thing the world needs is more shagging.

[Humanicide]

The last thing the world needs is more shagging.

Or, get a bunch of kamikazi AIDS infested warriors to breed with the useless so they all die out.

[beyond_godlike]

Since when do metalheads get laid? It only works if you're in a band.

[scourge]

It sounds like Hessianism must have changed for the worst since I've been away from the subculture. That, or not getting any is a general modernity thing. Dunno.

[Consvming Impvlse]

At this point, Dickinson talking about metal ideals is like an aristocrat talking about the poor. He's miles away from what's actually happening.

[Phenoptosis]

Metal exhausted its creative resources about 20 years into its inception.

For fuck's sake, even America did better than that!