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Title: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Wolfgang on December 08, 2010, 03:47:11 PM
We need to organize something for the next Day of Slayer that makes enough waves to get on wikipedia. I'm thinking anus.com scrawled on the sides of synagogues or churches nationwide. We're all smart enough to do with without getting caught. And so what if some of us do get busted. Most of us don't have careers or congregations that would mind a random vandalism charge.
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: DeathDealer on December 08, 2010, 08:23:17 PM
Getting a wikipedo article is of such importance that it's worth committing petty vandalism? Get your priorities straight.
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Parasite on December 08, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
Fuck wikipedia, id rather see ANUS news coverage. Churches and such are a good place to start because if it is vandalised, especially if it starts happening all over the place, they will make a connection.  So as for the next day of Slayer, why wait so long?? take half an hour out of your night and spread the word of ANUS!!!
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Andrew on December 08, 2010, 08:45:56 PM
If that happened the authorities might find a way to get the site shut down, which wouldn't be hard with the audiofile section right there in plain sight.
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Dinaric Leather on December 08, 2010, 10:18:53 PM
Getting a wikipedo article is of such importance that it's worth committing petty vandalism? Get your priorities straight.
You think vandalism isn't cool? Quit being a bitch! What are you doing thats cooler than vandalism anyway?
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Cargést on December 09, 2010, 08:59:00 AM
I think we should spraypaint "Bumzur" on all of the McDonald's joints.
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Homun©ulus on December 09, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
Why isnt this mentioned on the Media page( http://www.anus.com/zine/media/ ) ?
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Humanicide on December 09, 2010, 03:36:10 PM
Why isnt this mentioned on the Media page( http://www.anus.com/zine/media/ ) ?

Unrelated, but relevant to the site as a whole: the links don't work directly off that page. To get them to work, erase the ANUS out-url from the address, and then just go to the link itself. Every time one clicks on a link on the ANUS page, nothing but a server error comes up.
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: wood on December 09, 2010, 06:44:39 PM
I agree on McDonalds being added to the target list, Walmart as well.
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Wolfgang on December 10, 2010, 04:11:08 PM
I agree on McDonalds being added to the target list, Walmart as well.

 Companies with vast fortunes may prosecute where Churches may not. But the message may be convoluted if our net is too wide anyway. Churches first. They're not going to shut the website down over that.

Day of Slayer festivities should become a regular occurrence.
Title: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Dinaric Leather on December 10, 2010, 06:20:51 PM
I agree on McDonalds being added to the target list, Walmart as well.

 Companies with vast fortunes may prosecute where Churches may not. But the message may be convoluted if our net is too wide anyway. Churches first. They're not going to shut the website down over that.

Day of Slayer festivities should become a regular occurrence.
Churches can kiss my ass, McDonalds and Wal-mart are much more obnoxious and stupid than churches. Don't be worried about getting prosecuted because you're not going to get caught.
Title: Re: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: Nimbostratus on December 10, 2010, 07:25:27 PM
We need to organize something for the next Day of Slayer that makes enough waves to get on wikipedia. I'm thinking anus.com scrawled on the sides of synagogues or churches nationwide.

Yes, synagogues and churches are the problem, smart suggestion (respek-knuckles-new-liberal-atheist-dawkins-fanboy-style-for-you).

Vandalism is also a great fucking idea for getting out of the e-ghetto and gaining a respectable place in politics/academics.
Title: Re: Non-anally retentive prison bitches unite
Post by: wood on December 10, 2010, 09:47:37 PM
Wal-Mart and McDonalds represent everything I hate about where I live,  Christianity doesn't have an effect near as bad even if most of it's flock probably frequent both.  Mindfucking people isn't as bad as force fucking the planet and filling it full of plastic and fat people.

But maybe this is just Christ speaking through me as he gently caresses my lower ear lobe and breaths heavily down the nape of my neck.
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: lord.aspie on December 10, 2010, 10:01:13 PM
I used to be pretty consistent at putting these bad boys up: http://www.anus.com/etc/fliers/

We should also create some for Onward to Golgotha/IDoSLAYER.

focus on tapeing them up in areas with large amounts of public, like buss stop benches ect...And of course near record stores, particularly those with a focus on underground and metal music. Book stores and libraries too, anywhere that like minded or intelligent people will have a chance to get exposed to it. And no shoddy tape jobs! Use good duct tape and plenty of it.

Although I suppose it just serves to create more litter...
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: scourge on December 10, 2010, 10:37:57 PM
There is room for an Easter Onward to Golgotha Day and a June 6th NDoS. But, it has been argued that one day affords greater focus to the effort as a whole with the outside chance of an officially recognized commemorative day for metal. Yet, OtGD need not take away from NDoS. It just adds another, smaller prong to the stabbing pike each year for extra exposure.
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Transcix on December 11, 2010, 08:44:57 PM
First rule of planning a vandalism spree that could be traced back to its website of origin: don't discuss the plans publicly on said website's discussion forum.
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Nimbostratus on December 11, 2010, 10:11:46 PM
Either this vandalism can't be traced back to ANUS (in which case it's useless) or it can be traced back to ANUS giving it bad publicity for vandalism, and possibly bringing legal problems. Awesome idea.

The Walmart/McDonalds idea is silly too. It would work for a Michael Moore film. But who blames the consumer?

Mmmh I love it. :p

Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: wood on December 11, 2010, 10:32:50 PM
Bad publicity, I thought any publicity was good especially if you had something to say..

I don't know much about laws, out of curiosity, what legal problems would ANUS have if vandalism was somehow traced back here?  Just the act of someone going as far as to trace it back here would seem to infer pretty good coverage.. I would give alot more then some petty charge for a change in this world, I don't know if this would be the way but it's not like shooting up a school, or a workplace.  People take what is given to them, it's stupid to sit there and say "lowest common denominator is cool, because that's what people want".  Fuck that.

*edit*  Ok, I guess the OP's idea was to link the vandalism directly to this site, so that foils the whole tracing thing, but what could be done to the site its self?
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Nimbostratus on December 11, 2010, 10:47:17 PM
Bad publicity, I thought any publicity was good especially if you had something to say..

You underestimate what a bad name makes to a good idea. People can be very active when it is about taking advantage of these "means" (stupid means in my opinion, and ultimately unrelated to what ANUS is as an end)

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Guys, you know, there're already plenty of things to do here. Just a few minutes of your time would be much more effective than these childish mind-masturbatory vandalism.

Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: wood on December 12, 2010, 12:06:20 AM
Because people are going to be soooo upset about spray paint on Mcdonalds and Wal-Mart.  These aren't the people we should give a shit about in the first place, besides.. this will do more as far as exposure for the site then allowing anyone with a keyboard to post articles on the front page.

But maybe you're right, I'm going to go upload requested albums in the audiofile.
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: istaros on December 12, 2010, 06:32:48 AM
Guys, you know, there're already plenty of things to do here. Just a few minutes of your time would be much more effective than these childish mind-masturbatory vandalism.

No way fag, rebellion and anarchy are the way! FIGHT THE MAN! ANAL BROS 4 LIFE!
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Conservationist on December 12, 2010, 12:50:20 PM
We can come up with something more interesting than vandalism.

This is harder but worthier.

What's a thoroughly amusing Slayer prank? I guess patching into satellite radio feeds is a bad idea.
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Wolfgang on December 12, 2010, 01:35:30 PM
Bad publicity, I thought any publicity was good especially if you had something to say..

You underestimate what a bad name makes to a good idea. People can be very active when it is about taking advantage of these "means" (stupid means in my opinion, and ultimately unrelated to what ANUS is as an end)

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Guys, you know, there're already plenty of things to do here. Just a few minutes of your time would be much more effective than these childish mind-masturbatory vandalism.



So, vandalism will make our ideals unpalatable when they otherwise would have been?
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Wolfgang on December 12, 2010, 01:38:13 PM
We can come up with something more interesting than vandalism.

This is harder but worthier.

What's a thoroughly amusing Slayer prank? I guess patching into satellite radio feeds is a bad idea.

Now we're talking. But do we have the kind of people here who can do this stuff?
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Umbrage on December 14, 2010, 01:45:10 PM
We can come up with something more interesting than vandalism.

This is harder but worthier.

What's a thoroughly amusing Slayer prank? I guess patching into satellite radio feeds is a bad idea.


Solitary efforts:

1) Try to gain access to your local malls security area and play Slayer over the speakers as loud as possible. Just before you get arrested scream "visit anus dot com, viva la jihad!" over the microphone. You could also try this at your school or work but I don't want to get you in any real trouble. If you are truly fearless then skip 2) and 3) and go straight to 4)

2) Print out or write down Slayer lyrics and hide them in bibles at stores and libraries. Bonus points if you can stick them on other pages with the help of some glue.

3) Work and study really hard so that one day you can start your own business and only hire hessians. Then if you can't find any suitable hessians for the jobs you're offering force everyone to listen to Slayer all day anyway until they either break down or convert.

4) A bit more fatalistic but requires little effort: write anus.com on your forehead and commit suicide on webcam in front of a live audience. All for the struggle against overpopulation of course.


Group efforts:

1) Meet up with as many people as possible and instruct everyone to bring portable stereos and/or car stereos. Find a good spot (in front of a church, synagogue or mosque seems best for this one, though you could try a school as well) Then everybody plays the same Slayer song at the same time with the volume turned to maximum.

2) You could also try singing Slayer songs really loud in front of the houses of politicians or priests. Bonus points if you do this during christmas season.

3) Enter local politics and form a Slayer Party so you can promote hessian culture from the top of society instead of from the bottom. But be a non-populist party please or else this will backfire. Being elected shouldn't matter, just sending the message out there should be enough.
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Wolfgang on December 14, 2010, 01:52:32 PM
We can come up with something more interesting than vandalism.

This is harder but worthier.

What's a thoroughly amusing Slayer prank? I guess patching into satellite radio feeds is a bad idea.


Solitary efforts:

1) Try to gain access to your local malls security area and play Slayer over the speakers as loud as possible. Just before you get arrested scream "visit anus dot com, viva la jihad!" over the microphone. You could also try this at your school or work but I don't want to get you in any real trouble. If you are truly fearless then skip 2) and 3) and go straight to 4)

2) Print out or write down Slayer lyrics and hide them in bibles at stores and libraries. Bonus points if you can stick them on other pages with the help of some glue.

3) Work and study really hard so that one day you can start your own business and only hire hessians. Then if you can't find any suitable hessians for the jobs you're offering force everyone to listen to Slayer all day anyway until they either break down or convert.

4) A bit more fatalistic but requires little effort: write anus.com on your forehead and commit suicide on webcam in front of a live audience. All for the struggle against overpopulation of course.


Group efforts:

1) Meet up with as many people as possible and instruct everyone to bring portable stereos and/or car stereos. Find a good spot (in front of a church, synagogue or mosque seems best for this one, though you could try a school as well) Then everybody plays the same Slayer song at the same time with the volume turned to maximum.

2) You could also try singing Slayer songs really loud in front of the houses of politicians or priests. Bonus points if you do this during christmas season.

3) Enter local politics and form a Slayer Party so you can promote hessian culture from the top of society instead of from the bottom. But be a non-populist party please or else this will backfire. Being elected shouldn't matter, just sending the message out there should be enough.



I love it.

Don't forget ;

4)
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Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: A reliable source on December 14, 2010, 08:59:59 PM


4) A bit more fatalistic but requires little effort: write anus.com on your forehead and commit suicide on webcam in front of a live audience. All for the struggle against overpopulation of course.



Are we children here? That's not productive.

The flyers are the best idea yet. I feel small local discussion groups could work even better but its a slow process helping people understand such a paradigm shift. Still, people with real reason will be drawn to the ANUS because it reeks of truth. We only want the people who can handle and appreciate the truth to be here to exchange information, so if your peers can accept it, they'll be a better candidate to show this site than a hundred socialites.
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: lord.aspie on December 14, 2010, 09:51:22 PM
Get a community radio channel going, put up flyers advertising said channel, get friends and the local metal scene involved and interested. Promote and talk about quality ideas, music, and of course ANUS:

http://www.irational.org/sic/radio/

Even if 10 of us start doing this in our communities, that would be HUGE. Think about the excitement and unity this would create for local hessians/metal heads.
Title: Re: Bring publicity to ANUS jihad
Post by: Wolfgang on December 16, 2010, 06:00:44 PM
How about a more concerted effort to spam and troll publicly on DoS as well? Spend a few weeks creating accounts on as many highly popular forums as possible and spend a few hours commenting on Slayer across the web, spreading the word of Satan. Surely there are programs that could assist in some of this as well. This could be something users who are too chicken or civizalized to throw a torch or a water balloon full of butyirc acid at a Church.