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Title: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: Conservationist on June 10, 2011, 09:21:40 AM
I was thinking over the Morbid Angel drama from the blog, and it occurred to me that Hessians need some kind of cultural symbol for "no review needed."

I'm thinking like a turd with a sail on it, e.g. it floats and goes but still stinks.

Albums like all post-1995 black metal except Demoncy, and the new Morbid Anal, just don't need reviews. "It's regular shit, with this aesthetic twist. All the parts are pretty good, but because it's regular shit, it's just dressed up in a weird way and actually has no important form. So if you like shit like that, buy this shit." (turd with sail)
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: icKx on June 11, 2011, 02:18:08 PM
How about a dollar sign on the sail.
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: Levy_Spearmen on June 11, 2011, 09:59:28 PM
Gay flag. (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/25/gay_flag_svg_2.jpg)
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: scourge on June 11, 2011, 10:23:37 PM
Use a photo of an aluminum cookie cutter over a $5 bill. A gingerbread man shape should work.
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: Conservationist on June 12, 2011, 01:20:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7tbDY.gif)
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: Leperchaun on June 12, 2011, 06:02:23 AM
Found this one:
(http://oi52.tinypic.com/29nfm7t.jpg)



Made this one:
(http://oi55.tinypic.com/2zdu3v7.jpg)
-I know that this is album-specific instead of universal, but thought that it could inspire some.
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: rapidshare on June 12, 2011, 02:27:04 PM
(http://www.anus.com/metal/about/news/images/turdboat666.gif)

Now showing...
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: The internet shelters weaklings. on June 13, 2011, 07:42:55 PM
This
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_badge
or these
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camp_badges

:)
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: JSPAG on June 13, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
(http://samestreetsidid.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/69416_resized_aids_ribbon.jpg)

?

Shitty albums filed under "Red Ribbon Club".
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: Conservationist on June 14, 2011, 05:22:51 AM
The red ribbon needs to get plastered all over 0Peth albums.

Maybe we need a band of "AIDS activists" writing about 0peth on Amazon.
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: Leperchaun on June 15, 2011, 09:13:31 AM
An amalgamation of some of the ideas so far:
(http://oi51.tinypic.com/24v33w6.jpg)
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: Conservationist on June 15, 2011, 11:40:21 AM
Can you do a rainbow turd?

(http://i.imgur.com/d9UYO.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/d9UYO.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/d9UYO.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/d9UYO.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/d9UYO.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/d9UYO.gif)
Title: Re: A universal symbol for "no review needed"
Post by: Leperchaun on June 15, 2011, 01:57:23 PM
How about a triangle turd?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_53wO9D2M9xY/S8IJcyahsdI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/ULMs2gETcD4/s400/FIREflame300.jpg)