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Title: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 01:29:03 PM
EDIT: Behold! Transcix's black metal throat singing on Youtube:

1 - Surfacing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdNDuRA4SoY)
2 - Cosmos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7zLIG5AAhk)
3 - Ancient (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjeBSOjess8)
4 - Coven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wg1Dq9cWsg)
5 - Nothing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHHXN7VGw4w)
6 - Phoenix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHYLx0khQwo)
7 - Black Mettle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxNuy3adoM)

I wanted to share my 'black metal throat singing' (for lack of a better term) with y'all. I think you might like it. I'm especially interested in Crow's response!

(I apologize if this is not appropriate to post, I think it fits.)
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 01:43:24 PM
Crow's response is that he doesn't download stuff like that, from places like that, for any reason, whatsoever.
Tell me: was that the sort of response you were expecting?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Iron on April 02, 2012, 02:34:34 PM
Why the wariness about the file, crow? Is there some reason why I shouldn't click that link?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 03:06:12 PM
Hey, what I do or don't do should in no way influence what you do, or don't do.
Do you want to end up like a crow?
Click whatever you like :)
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 03:11:24 PM
Crow's response is that he doesn't download stuff like that, from places like that, for any reason, whatsoever.
Tell me: was that the sort of response you were expecting?


Download it. I admit the website seems fishy, but it's the best audio hosting website I could find. Just be sure to click on the right download button, they might try to misdirect you so you click on something else instead.

PS - fucking technology
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 03:14:20 PM
No.
If you want to go to the trouble of uploading it to youtube, I'd be happy to experience whatever it is.
If not, then I will have to miss out on this opportunity.
How about you describe it to me, and I'll respond to that?
How are your powers of description?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 03:16:53 PM
Idiot.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 03:22:41 PM
That's witty.
I appreciate wit.
There is so little of it around.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 03:25:32 PM
Why don't you click the link?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 03:52:42 PM
No particular reason.
I didn't want to.
I don't click things like that, in general.
There's probably a good reason for that, somewhere, but I don't care what it might be.
Can't you describe it?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 03:53:20 PM
What a predicament. Crow values courtesy over practicality, and I value practicality over courtesy. He thinks that I should have asked him 'why' before I called him an idiot. I think that he should have been clearer initially and that he deserves my harshness (after all, I know he can take it).

Anyways, thanks for fucking up my thread, crow.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: lafindumonde on April 02, 2012, 03:58:39 PM
Good laugh
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 04:02:40 PM
I LOLed.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 04:03:59 PM
That's the spirit :)
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 04:06:20 PM
We're laughing at you, not with you...

Did you know that? Sure you did. Suuuuuuure...
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 04:09:48 PM
To a crow, there is no difference, and nothing to realize.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 04:12:43 PM
To a crow, there is no difference, and nothing to realize.

This is why the only thing you can realize is that you're not a crow.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 04:16:06 PM
Ah but I am a crow.
Not by genus, but by choice.
Can you think of a better reason to be one?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: lafindumonde on April 02, 2012, 04:18:25 PM
Just to clarify - I wasn't laughing at the crow specifically, but the interaction here.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 04:20:33 PM
Gah, did you really have to clarify that?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: lafindumonde on April 02, 2012, 04:22:26 PM
I do what I do
because it is what I do
is there another way?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 04:24:55 PM
See? Someone else here speaks crow-talk.
Watch out! If you're not careful, you'll all be doing it.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 05:44:53 PM
Ce n'est pas juste.

Mais bon, il va etre bannit du forum bientot lmao.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 05:50:24 PM
Certain, c'est juste, la.
Tout c'est egal, meme l'amour et de la guerre (:>
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 02, 2012, 06:18:14 PM
Notice how the mods are all quiet? Crow knows he's going to get banned, maybe he's egging us on to try to take some of us with him. In any case, villains come in all shapes and sizes, this one appropriates and perverts Eastern spirituality, which pisses me off, but now that I've come to this determination about his character I'm going to stop engaging with him. It's a shame, he doesn't even realize he's a villain, he thinks he's good, 'natural', the Tao manifest. When you get up to that level, ego can be very (self-)destructive.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 06:33:14 PM
Suits me.
Why do you think I will get banned? I can't see a single reason that should happen.
Especially since I know something you don't.
But we'll see.
What will be, will be, and I never have a problem with that.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Iron on April 02, 2012, 08:58:22 PM
Talking excessively about how little you care = you do care, and you're expressing it in the most annoying way possible.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 09:42:47 PM
So I wonder why you're all so heavily engaged.
What am I supplying you with that is so compelling?
I am developing theories, minute by minute.
Crows learn fast.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Conservationist on April 02, 2012, 09:44:49 PM
Notice how the mods are all quiet? Crow knows he's going to get banned, maybe he's egging us on to try to take some of us with him.

Nobody gets banned if we can help it; the exception is made for unproductive activity. For now, crow's got you thinking, why would anyone object?

If the mods have one wish it's this: stop worrying about who, start worrying about what.

That's not gnomic enough for Taotian crow-speak but it should keep you on your toes.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: crow on April 02, 2012, 10:13:27 PM
Oooo...
Was that a moderator???
(Creeps as quietly away as his claws will allow...)
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Queequeg on April 02, 2012, 11:54:42 PM
I don't have anything to add to the crypto-babble, but I too would appreciate a different download source.

Perhaps I could source a source for your sourcing? OOOOooooh the sourcery!?!?!

Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 03, 2012, 06:12:46 AM
Nobody gets banned if we can help it; the exception is made for unproductive activity. For now, crow's got you thinking, why would anyone object?

For the same reason I got banned, I figured.

So I wonder why you're all so heavily engaged.

As I said, I'm not engaged anymore, except for the fact that this is my fucking thread lol.

I don't have anything to add to the crypto-babble, but I too would appreciate a different download source.

Perhaps I could source a source for your sourcing? OOOOooooh the sourcery!?!?!

For what it's worth I spent over an hour last night trying to put the songs on Youtube. Fucking technology. Apparently Windows Live Movie Maker is not at all the same as Windows Movie Maker.. I might have known if their online FAQ was not temporarily down.. nevertheless I persevered, and I'm close to getting some tracks on Youtube!
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: analrapist on April 03, 2012, 06:20:34 AM
Crow's response is that he doesn't download stuff like that, from places like that, for any reason, whatsoever.

Download sites and porn sites are run by the same scumbags who are trying to become millionaires by appealing to the lowest instincts of humanity. I support this boycott... except when I need to download the new Terrorizer from Mediafire.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 03, 2012, 07:41:13 AM
Crow's response is that he doesn't download stuff like that, from places like that, for any reason, whatsoever.

Download sites and porn sites are run by the same scumbags who are trying to become millionaires by appealing to the lowest instincts of humanity. I support this boycott... except when I need to download the new Terrorizer from Mediafire.

I hate the site as well, but I couldn't find any alternatives. I'm not very good with technology. At first I used File Factory when other people offered me their downloads through it, then I boycotted it, but then I was missing out on stuff so I started using it again. I figured that if viruses are the concern, you can't keep your computer safe all the time, so it's best to tackle the virus problem from the other end - know how to give your computer thorough, periodical cleans (I recommend Combofix, which is free by the way and very powerful). As for boycotting File Factory, I'm pretty sure you aren't accomplishing anything by refraining to use its free service, as it only makes money with its paid services; if anything using only its free service would cost it money.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Wolfgang on April 03, 2012, 09:37:32 AM
I have nothing to add to this discussion. Besides this :

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-11-19/1258650854341.gif)
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 03, 2012, 12:02:51 PM
Let's not lose our heads now.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Phoenix on April 03, 2012, 02:10:45 PM
Behold! Transcix's black metal throat singing on Youtube:

1 - Surfacing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdNDuRA4SoY)
2 - Cosmos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7zLIG5AAhk)
3 - Ancient (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjeBSOjess8)
4 - Coven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wg1Dq9cWsg)
5 - Nothing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHHXN7VGw4w)
6 - Phoenix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHYLx0khQwo)
7 - Black Mettle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxNuy3adoM)
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Tralfamadorian on April 03, 2012, 02:20:37 PM
it sounds like farting.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Iron on April 03, 2012, 02:54:52 PM
Pretty much sounds like the essence of autism. Not my thing, I guess. Kind of reminds me of that Jud Jud thing...
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Wolfgang on April 03, 2012, 03:08:14 PM
I INTERRUPTED MERCILESS "THE AWAKENING" FOR THIS?
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: vigor on April 03, 2012, 04:28:24 PM
lol @ audio and thread
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Conservationist on April 03, 2012, 08:51:33 PM
Nobody gets banned if we can help it; the exception is made for unproductive activity. For now, crow's got you thinking, why would anyone object?

For the same reason I got banned, I figured.

Please think hard about this.

You have just introduced this topic for discussion in a public forum.

This removes the obligations that moderators have to keep some details secret for your privacy.

Obviously this does not extend to personal information. Nothing extends that far.

But still, do you want us discussing these reasons

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Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: Jim Necroslaughter on April 05, 2012, 07:57:48 AM
Transcix:  I liked your Hipster Metal Mystery better.
Title: Re: black metal throat singing
Post by: analrapist on April 09, 2012, 06:09:35 AM
Pretty much sounds like the essence of autism.

Metal in general is the essence of autism at this point. Either you're all fruit-fruit with the "tech death" fans, or you're all "tuff kvlt" with the "underground die-hards."