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Title: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my ride
Post by: KIRK JOHNSON on November 15, 2007, 02:29:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYl7WsZYmJA
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=35825
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Dave on November 15, 2007, 03:53:44 AM
That was awesome, even though they are gay Christian black metallers. Hearing Lil Jon say "black metal style" was fucking weird. Hilarious nonetheless.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Necrolust on November 15, 2007, 06:28:21 AM
Out of all the countless Satanic BM bands out there, go figure they pick a Xian one. That's liberalistic dick-licking MTV for you.

On second thought, any self-respecting BM band would not be seen on television, especially something as cancerous and degenerate as MTV.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Mithrandir on November 15, 2007, 07:03:05 AM
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Out of all the countless Satanic BM bands out there, go figure they pick a Xian one. That's liberalistic dick-licking MTV for you.

On second thought, any self-respecting BM band would not be seen on television, especially something as cancerous and degenerate as MTV.


I hear Gorgoroth lately made an MTV video
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Necrolust on November 15, 2007, 07:34:16 AM
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I hear Gorgoroth lately made an MTV video


That's where "self-respecting" comes into action and negates them. They are contriving an even bigger image and name for themselves with their cute legal fiascos. The strangling of the intruder (maybe staged?), the nude girls on the crosses, suspected homosexuality of band members... what stereotypical superficialities doesn't this band employ?
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: AttheGates1996 on November 15, 2007, 11:01:42 AM
This video hurt to watch. These type of queers are the reason why people stereotype metal heads as insecure.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: dark_defender on November 15, 2007, 03:03:44 PM
i believe that people who project personalities such as this have been designed by judaen conglomerate music organizations in order to combat the spread and possible conversion of indo-european youths back into their ancient spirituality through underground black metal art.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Necrolust on November 15, 2007, 03:14:36 PM
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i believe that people who project personalities such as this have been designed by judaen conglomerate music organizations in order to combat the spread and possible conversion of indo-european youths back into their ancient spirituality through underground black metal art.


Scratch the art and this doesn't sound too far from the truth.

AND, LO AND BEHOLD! CHRISTIANITY IS THE SOLE CANCER THAT, WITHOUT PREJUDICE, DEVOURS MAN'S SOUL. ACROSS THE EAST AND WEST, EVEN THE HYPERBOREANS COULD NOT ESCAPE IT...
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: ChapelOfTorment on November 15, 2007, 03:30:24 PM
Hey, their cross is facing the wrong way...
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: born for banning on November 15, 2007, 06:03:37 PM
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Out of all the countless Satanic BM bands out there, go figure they pick a Xian one.


That's funny, it seems to me that MTV expresses anything BUT Christian values. I think they just go with whatever's least offensive, and figured any Satanic band would murder/enslave/sodomize "Lil John" when he came walking up the path. Christians = safe.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Humanicide on November 16, 2007, 03:10:36 PM
ill agree with born for banning.

and ive seen this before, quite funny actually.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Divus_de_Mortuus on November 16, 2007, 04:34:36 PM
Wow, as if the world needed another reminder metal is dead.

I wonder if they'll do a song together.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Humanicide on November 17, 2007, 11:47:44 AM
By the way, theres no such thing as Christian Black metal. its a complete contradiction in terms. therefore, shortly following this episode, the two boys exploded.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: OceanusO on November 17, 2007, 08:14:31 PM
"That's right, I'm in Sweden! Hook'en up 2 matchin' Metal HEEEAAARGGGGHHHDDS!"

                                                              - Lil Jon
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Pptlkaos on November 20, 2007, 01:20:29 AM
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By the way, theres no such thing as Christian Black metal. its a complete contradiction in terms.


There actually is if i'm not mistaken. It's called "Unblackened Metal" and is the complete pinicle of Christian hypocrisy. In fact Nuclear Blast apparently had one or two Unblackened Metal bands signed to them in the mid 90's.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: KIRK JOHNSON on November 20, 2007, 05:12:37 AM
Antestor had Hellhammer as a session drummer.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: born for banning on November 20, 2007, 02:21:12 PM
I would so volunteer to be on that show if I could inject ANUSian propaganda (I have no idea what an "ANUS"-y car would look like, but I'd get them to retool it with a GOATSE hood ornament).

"Yeah, Lil John! We've been driving around in this piece of shit forever trying to convince people to stop polluting, and separate the races!"

(sudden commercial break)
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: beyond_godlike on November 21, 2007, 04:05:04 PM
That's obviously fake. They're obviously trying to expand their viewing audience so they paid two actors. It said they were twins in it by the way. I like how they're wearing the exact same clothes. It's very amusing that mtv doesn't know any black metal music so the put slayer on. It's probably the only metal band they know of.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: born for banning on November 21, 2007, 06:27:19 PM
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It's very amusing that mtv doesn't know any black metal music so the put slayer on. It's probably the only metal band they know of.


More likely...

Everything you see or hear on MTV is an advertisement. They support others in their industry with whom they have working relationships.

This is why underground metal is never mentioned. It does not participate in this economy.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: chrstphrbnntt on November 21, 2007, 07:44:03 PM
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(I have no idea what an "ANUS"-y car would look like, but I'd get them to retool it with a GOATSE hood ornament).


High MPG, lots of passenger space, a loud sound system and mounted assault rifles. GOATSE hood ornament sounds about right.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: o.d.i.r. on November 22, 2007, 04:56:31 AM
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That's obviously fake. They're obviously trying to expand they're viewing audience so they paid two actors.


If only that were the case. The band's myspace confirms it's pretty much legit, and is home to this little gem:

INFLUENCES
Jesus Christ. Satyricon, Emperor, Dissection (R.I.P), and everything who sounds necro!

God Bless you!
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: KIRK JOHNSON on November 22, 2007, 11:34:00 AM
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If only that were the case. The band's myspace confirms it's pretty much legit, and is home to this little gem:

INFLUENCES
Jesus Christ. Satyricon, Emperor, Dissection (R.I.P), and everything who sounds necro!


God Bless you!



It's also on their official website. No, it's not a prank. Haha
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: Humanicide on November 22, 2007, 02:29:32 PM
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There actually is if i'm not mistaken. It's called "Unblackened Metal" and is the complete pinicle of Christian hypocrisy. In fact Nuclear Blast apparently had one or two Unblackened Metal bands signed to them in the mid 90's.


hence, it is NOT black metal. it is "unblack" metal or whatever trendy name these idiot Christians decided to put on it.

i maintain my first statement.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: born for banning on November 23, 2007, 04:05:43 AM
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it is "unblack" metal or whatever trendy name these idiot Christians decided to put on it.


It's like all Christian metal: imitate what the secular bands do, but make it safe.

Those well-meaning Swedes are deluded, but it's hard not to be, since the world does appear to be in Satan's hands.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: beyond_godlike on November 23, 2007, 01:44:11 PM
I didn't question that these were real black metal artists. I just thought that they were given scripts to read. For example the first thing they say when they see the car is Deep Purple. It's like mtv is trying to prove that they're real metal heads. The commotion over the new car is definitely staged. The people who 'pimped' the car are pretty stupid. They're supposed to make a car that the guys would like based on the interview. I can imagine their thought process, "They're wearing all black and they like black metal. Let's paint the car purple and make everything in it purple too!"
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: born for banning on November 24, 2007, 06:03:34 AM
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I just thought that they were given scripts to read.


That's absolutely for sure. You don't run a multimillion dollar TV franchise without making sure everyone falls into line. It's entertainment, not reality, and they turned that car into a ghettomobile.

Good publicity for the Christian black metal band though. For being as gay as it is, you think Christianity would be more pro-homosexual but they seem to want them to stay unmarried and abstain from anal sex and blowjobs, which is unlikely.
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: antithetikal on November 24, 2007, 03:53:42 PM
And I thought I've seen it all when Dimmu Borgir began to appear on MTV.
Meh...
Title: Re: Swedish christian black metal band @ Pimp my r
Post by: KIRK JOHNSON on November 29, 2007, 08:38:58 AM
Hah, it's not always bad, in Lativa Skyforger appeared at MTV, and dethroned Placebo at a poll.
Or in Romania Negura Bunget appeared at MTV also.
Of course, those are the regional MTV channels.