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Messages - Master Cthulhu

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 24, 2010, 09:18:18 PM »
D8

GUYS! HE'S FIGURED US OUT!

People here need to read the original post more often.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 20, 2010, 12:59:52 AM »
So what happened to OP's Pokemon?

Are you really Glenn Beck?

I listen to your radio show every day and agree with everything, though I do prefer Rush Limbaugh as he smokes cigars.

They are almost all level 99, so I'm going to start working on filling up the pokedex now.

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Interzone / Re: MBTI test, Jungian personality types
« on: August 18, 2010, 04:54:19 AM »
Well apparently I'm a rare specimen, because I scored INTP.

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Metal / Re: We.Are.Satans.Preachers. and 'The Glam' thing in general...
« on: August 18, 2010, 04:05:57 AM »
WASP is one of the only bands in this genre I can stand.

The Crimson Idol is still one of my favorite albums.

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Metal / Re: Pure Metal and ANUS
« on: August 18, 2010, 03:34:03 AM »
Oh that Cargest.

If you've been to Metalthrone recently, Carg, you're pretty legendary. Every time we get a new troll or just another dumbass we always suspect it's you.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 02:28:47 AM »
Yeah bring those, they can't hurt.

Also bring a big screen TV because the sunday school needs something to watch Christian bible movies on.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 02:21:16 AM »
No, but you can bring your telephone box with you and plug in via the telephone chord.

I'm not sure if this works 100%, but if you're connected directly to the internet it must be a lot faster than wi-fi.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 02:15:57 AM »
I wouldn't go to Starbucks as they aren't run by an actively christian owner.

I would suggest going to your local church and doing the same!

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 02:06:11 AM »
No, but they sound like a good organization because they are a church.

Usually I try to follow this website:

http://jesus-is-savior.com/

The amount of scientific facts and debunking of so-called "science" is wonderful. In fact, I copy and pasted many articles in there and passes them out to my kids for their mandatory nightly reading.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 01:58:05 AM »
Thanks for the tips, but my camel and I both agree that it would be safer to just ban them from the internet all together.

I mean, they hardly have time for it anyways inbetween going to church twice a day and reciting bible passages.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 01:47:23 AM »
Don't worry about it, I've banned my kids from the internet because I hear that watching videos on Youtube can give you a virus. I also have 5 different virus protection software programs.

Somehow my kids still get on though, but I've taked careful measure to delete every icon on the desktop in case someone hacked my computer and switched the internet with something else.

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Metal / Re: Darkthrone's Death Metal
« on: August 18, 2010, 01:38:33 AM »
woah-oh-oh there, kiddo.

Please refrain from the vulgar language as I am offended by it and do not wish for others to extinguish my pleasure of visiting christian message boards on the internet.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 01:37:02 AM »
^I found that very interesting and informative.

Once I paint more flames onto my minivan, then I'll have a child and raise it using those standards.

Very good parents, right up into the stuff their kids are doing and making sure they stay out of trouble and go to church every day.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 01:27:03 AM »
Why?

He looks great already, but come on why the heck* would he want to ruin his image completely with all that political bullshit while wearing clown makeup?

*I use heck, because the place that shall not be spoken of is offensive to me, as a devout Christian.

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Metal / Re: Why do we all hate -core music?
« on: August 18, 2010, 01:20:49 AM »
If you think Immortal looks bad, just google Burzum. The guy looks like a total idiot and he burns churches down! What a disgrace to "Metal"

What a faggot. Why would you burn down buildings that belong to an organization that has done so much for the world? Is he an Arab too?

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