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Interzone / Metal Hall author spotting
« on: March 27, 2008, 01:24:25 PM »

Interzone / Re: Metal album covers
« on: March 01, 2008, 10:18:37 AM »
btw - what are your favs?

NO! Help!

This is one of those "everyone chip in something easy" threads that never die and always suck.

Can some admin lock or delete this piece of shit?

Interzone / Re: One real use for forums
« on: March 01, 2008, 10:17:20 AM »
Socrates is a good comparison. He was kind, gentle and forceful, and while he was open-minded, he didn't accept bullshit answers.

I think we need to be more like that at this forum. Too much individualistic bickering reminds me of why most white people hate white people: they're all smart enough to be self-dramatizing, but not smart enough to see what clearly needs to be done.

We can urge metalheads away from that fate.

Interzone / Re: Hipsters
« on: March 01, 2008, 10:14:24 AM »
We could rank the "scenes" by how hipstery they are:

1. Indie
2. Emo
3. Grindcore
4. Black Metal
5. Death Metal

Feel free to insert whatever shitty genres people are hipsterifying over here.

Metal / Re: Additions to the Dark Legions Archive
« on: March 01, 2008, 10:13:05 AM »
From the "Best of 2007" thread:

Immolation - Shadows in the Light
Wold - Screech Owl
Peste Noire - Folkfuck Folie
Mütiilation - Sorrow Galaxies
Portal - Outre
Semargl - Manifest
Grayceon - Grayceon
Elend - A World in Their Screams
Reverend Bizarre - III: So Long Suckers
Lunar Aurora - Andacht
Root - Daemon Viam Invenient
Wotanorden - Aryan Culture Preservation
Nest - Trail of the Unwary
Primordial - To The Nameless Dead
Graveland - Will Stronger Than Death
Master - Slaves to Society
Herr - Vondels Lucifer Mortuus De contemplanda Morte; De Reverencie laboribus ac Adorationis
Marduk - Rom 5:12
Profanatica - Profanatitas de Domonatia

Metal / Re: Reign In Blood
« on: February 04, 2008, 01:22:40 PM »
This site should not go another month without a review of this crushingly beautiful album.

Raining blood
From a lacerated sky...

Poetry of the next level human (NLH)!

Interzone / Re: Bitchfest
« on: February 04, 2008, 01:19:55 PM »
Is it?

Most people are idiots who jerk off to the fact that they once helped some homeless guy, so they think their shit don't stink. Holier thou than, thy name is the crowd.

Most people don't have the soul to appreciate nature, much less the brainpower. The average IQ in the USA is nearing 98 (down from 103). Do you know what 90-110 IQ points is like? All of us would agree: people who look, act and sound stupid because they fucking are!

Let's stop the tears, ladies. Let's do something about it.

The first step is to round up a posse. Want to use the internet? Fine. Want to use the real world? OK, but if you don't show results, you're full of shit and a worthless, soulless, dishonest bastard. I'm sick of that tired argument here too, and I find it really fucking telling that every single one of the real-world activists fail to post any progress here because there is none. They're using their "activism" as an excuse for their real agenda, which is to use this bulletin board to jerk off in our faces. It makes damaged people feel better.

The second step is to get your posse to be known to all who can appreciate it. There's still 2% or more of Americans who are both smart and have souls, and these people aren't crippled. Give them something to believe in, instead of weeping over the fact that Joe Dumbshit American doesn't notice trees or that 100 billion starving African babies eat diarrhea cookies and have AIDS. Who cares? Nature makes excess so it can cut the useless free. Find the good people.

Finally, start making other people understand you're not with their personal stupid agendas until they start supporting yours. Darfur? That's great, here's what we have to do first... you don't agree? My way or the highway, queenie because their "agenda" is a big excuse for doing nothing and being big fat queens who sit around on their couches weeping over the AIDS diarrhea orphans of central Afrika.

Fuck that. It's emasculated. Fight back. We need a fucking war, let's bring the war. Weep for the dead if you want to follow them. Face the future, fight hard even if you fight legal, and make some goddamn change.

We all know what we want, right? (Endless bickering, squabbling, etc) -- the people who argue the most have no idea what they want. The ideas on this site are a perennial philosophy, meaning they've been true for 20,000 years. You won't do better. If you bicker, it's because you're afraid. Fucking queens. There's no room for you in the future, so you might as well shoot yourself in the roof of the mouth now.

We ain't gonna weep for your dead useless self-pitying Judeo-Christian crowdist ass. You're obsolete, die, die, die.

Interzone / Re: Tonight I
« on: January 24, 2008, 02:10:00 PM »
Pattern of Loserdom:

Person 1 "I've got a suggestion"
Persons 2 - 7,000,000,000 "That won't work because of x, y or z."

Keep explaining why we should do nothing, you african-americans.

Interzone / Re: Is democracy really the problem?
« on: January 24, 2008, 02:08:20 PM »
If you want to defeat the stagnation of the present time (which is what democracy ultimately embodies) do something that counters stagnation; do something that's adventurous, bold, strikes to the heart of the tedium by going beyond it, whether thats art, survivalism, spontaneous vigilantism or gardening.

Fight individualism with individualism. Brilliant.

Both of you miss the point entirely.

Interzone / Re: Shining is morbidly overrated
« on: January 24, 2008, 03:53:13 AM »
For some odd reason, this band is deeply hailed in the underground metal community, even by Ildjarn listening purists.

I noticed the same thing. It's "pretty good" just like Negura Bunget, but nothing to write home about.

Metal / Re: Negura Bunget
« on: January 24, 2008, 03:51:52 AM »
pretty good

I've seen the world, I have direction to my life, I no longer have time for "pretty good."

Metal / Resurrection posts merchandise
« on: January 24, 2008, 03:50:25 AM »
We have VERY limited quantities of 2007 merch left available. This inventory will go fast so act now!! All prices are in US dollars and include worldwide Shipping!!

Visit our MYSPACE page for paypal buttons and secure ordering. ACT NOW.


6 Large & 4 X-Large available

BABY-DOLL FEMALE SHIRTS. Very high quality w/ Banded sleeves and collar
7 small (one size fits all) available

14 Large & 13 X-Large Available

John Astl
 AIM: jastlmetal

Interzone / Re: Metal and children.
« on: January 03, 2008, 02:56:48 PM »
Maybe let your children find their own path. Give them a good grounding and they'll find good music, unless they're genetically stupid.

Either that, or buttrape them while playing Kenny G and rap music. They'll end up Absurd fans stat!

Metal / Re: Death metal and jazz
« on: December 25, 2007, 04:28:35 AM »
Was jazz not at one time part of ghetto culture?

Yes. It's underman revenge music. Idiots imitate classical with their favorite pop songs.

There is some good jazz, but it doesn't have much of an attention span, so it becomes boring very fast.

Early Pestilence is quite good, better than anything Death ever did.

Interzone / Re: Where will ANUS/Corrupt be in 20 years' time?
« on: December 25, 2007, 04:11:11 AM »
A cop is a cop, no matter what uniform.

If the laws don't suck, and the cop is smart, what's the problem?

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