Heterosex is so passe`.
I love authoring pulitzer winning iJournalism in my local beatnik cafe on my macinAIDS. I think I'll spend the revenue from my latest bestseller (It's a mixture of several genre's, kinda like atlas shrugged meets the da vinci code, totally experimental, you've probably never heard of it.) on mink beret's and scrotal jewellery.
I miss brunhilde.