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Opeth fans identified

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November 5, 2011 –
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The object of the bronies’ fascination is “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,” a remake of a 1980s animated TV show for preadolescent girls featuring plucky, candy-colored equines.

Bronies say their hobby has nothing to do with their sexuality or gender. “I don’t care about showing to the world that I am masculine,” says Jason Subhani, a 19-year-old college student in Astoria, N.Y. A Pony poster on his bedroom wall mingles with images of heavy-metal icons. – WSJ

We have found the great source of Opeth, Mastodon, Isis, Kylesa, DEP, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, etc. fans — they’re not gay, they’re sit-down-to-pee types.

Consort, summon my legion of rape-vultures. We must feast on the prostates of the self-enslaved.

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  • Princess of Cock

    Nothing wrong with sitting down to pee, fantasizing about fucking animals form a show for little girls, or listening to Mastodon. You guys need to quit being so closed-minded.

  • Mastodon guy

    Hey, stop using my name! There is nothing wrong with listening to unique bands like Mastodon and Opeth. Even if the music is not great, the guys at shows are really cute and well hung, so I don’t care what you fascists think about me any more!

  • hurrr

    I vote the vultures eat their genitalia first. I’ll rent a stadium for it and we can all drink craft beers while watching pathetic sissies get mauled by birds of prey.

  • Levy_Spearmen

    Since they like ponies so much, maybe they should get a big horse cock up their asses. Kenneth Pinyan enjoyed it so much that it killed him.

  • tiny midget @ Björk

    yesterday I was like having your mom bent and plucking her poophole with my 1.5 inch love rod.

  • Adrian McCoy @Bjork

    yeah and what happens when i go to that link you cumface?

    AND WHATS WRONG WITH OPETH? THEYVE GOT A SENSITIVE SIDE! SO WHAT? AT LEAST ITS NOT ONE DIMENSIONAL DOUCHECHARGE RIFFS AND YELLING!

    WE SHOULD BE FITING NOOB METAL AND WHORER CORD LIKE SLIPNOT N ICP INSTEAD

    ASSHOLE BASTARD

  • youtube comment

    “This happens to be my fav. song from the album. I don’t give two shits if “metalheads” think it’s too mainstream. Unlike most of you, I actually support my fav. band by buying their albums. Hence my Mastodon collection consists of Leviathan, Crack the Skye, and the limited edition of The Hunter. Suck a fat one haters…”

  • random youtube comment

    your a sheep… you think its funny to copy other sheeps and make shit jokes about chuck norris being hard. Also its ‘wrote’ not ‘write’

    your english is about as good as your Mums ass. So think next time before you are about to copy other people. Just be yourself and dont try to gain thumbs up with every comment you post asshole.

  • My small penis - Depressive as hell

    Dear Jesus Christ. Please give me a bigger penis. I promise I’ll be nice to Mastodon fans and let them suck it. But right now I’m just too embarrassed to take it out in public…

    Much love,
    your biggest fan

  • Anime Nihilist Underground Society

    Bronies are sickiening Mastodon listening subhumans who fantasize about horsecocks.

    Now excuse me while I go watch some chinese girl cartoons.

  • mongoloido

    Chuck Norris IS hard. He once gave Mastodon Guy a gaping anal wound by pointing at his own dick and saying “faggot”

  • Dominating Fucker @ youtube comment

    I like your sensitive side fucking faggot. How about I bend you over and beat the shit out of your fucking anal hole you stupid fuck?