PESTILENCE — or — The Failure of Revival, Pt. II

The Failure of Revival, Pt. II

(Part of a LONG ongoing series, I’m afraid. Don’t even bother to download this album.)

PESTILENCE – Resurrection Macabre

Did you ever wonder what would happen if you streamlined the dry production of PESTILENCE’s Testimony of the Ancients to meet modern standards, and kicked around substandard versions of some of the band’s backcatalog riffs into mind-numbing ABABCAB cut-and-paste architecture?

No?

What if the illiterate jazz was jammed in every song in the form of the guitar solo?

To give you an idea how unfathomably unimaginative this album is, the vocals on the first two songs begin by repeating their respective, inane two-word titles immediately after the opening riff. In fact, this happens on no fewer than five out of the eleven tracks on the album. Nary a song passes without hammering the one or two-word song title home as chorus in some manner; the bafflingly sophomoric lyricism is merely occasionally deferred. The vocal delivery is so dispassionate that it persuades you they know exactly the kind of boilerplate tripe they are spewing.

Maybe even more convincingly braindead: they’ve introduced a sequel to a song in Dehydrated II (how does that happen a second time?). They’ve cleverly lifted the opening riff from the original track and inverted the melody in order to buy themselves another three minutes (inverted old-timey riff, chorus riff, inverted old-timey riff…etc.) Unfortunately, they’ve also revealed their entire comeback formula by failing to come up with only one more clich

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  1. Nigger Cumlord says:

    a cash in album to coincide with their earlier albums having been recently re-released, how many other bands have done this with similar results. big surprise

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