The epitome of stupidity. The basic end of black metal. The worst CD ever released under this particular genre. A complete, total, vile, miserable, garbage filled, WASTE of time. Never have I, nor will I ever hear such a worthless piece of shit that can compare itself in terms of "Megiddo's" hilariously drunken stupidity. Not only is it musically terrible, it's also packaged and produced in *such* a pathetic fashion...I really hope someone kicks the living SHIT out of Satyr for releasing such an mess. The first track is the biggest laugh. An industrial/techno version of "The Dawn of a New Age"...I really can't review this. Track two is a re-recording of "The Castle in the Deep Forest" from Dark Medieval Times. More garbage. We're followed up with a moronic live version of the originally horrible track "Forhekset", and a cover of Mötorhead's "Orgasmatron". I'm personally going to contact Lemmy and inform him of this. I fantasize every night of Satyr, sitting in his living room, spinning this disc in his CD player, lighting cigars with 100 dollar bills, and wondering how to fool the sheep-like public next. The next part of my fantasy is what makes it worthwhile though. Lemmy bursts through Satyr's wall on a massive Harley, followed by various groupies, rough looking bikers, and the other members of Mötorhead. The band and groupies then pull out chains, strip Satyr naked, and beat up until he admit's that he's a worthless git, and that he loves little puppies.

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