Crimson Midwinter
Us Mere Mortals
[independent]


MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS!!! This music RULES!!! But wait...oh no..err..aggh...it's played by a group of homosexuals!!! *sob*
Yes, that's correct, Crimson Midwinter, although an amazing black/death band from Finland, capable of kicking more arse than 99% of all bands in the last few years, are, sadly, a complete disgrace to the metal scene, and should be promptly beaten in the street if anyone is to see them (Too bad they just received a deal from Black Mark!!). Let's look at the band picture for instance: Drummer has an earring, plaid jacket, large sideburns to compliment his short hair, and a New Jersey Devils cap on. Ugh. The singer, capable of creating some killer growls that go along nicely with the flawless tunes, is no more than 12 years old, also has a plaid jacket, glasses, and a bowl cut. Other members range from looking like "Tiger-Beat" models to short haired pre-teen crack addicts. This is truly a sad day for all. The music anyways is fucking great. Blasting, thick, loud vocals (how could a tard like this screech like that???), and amazing riffs. Drumming is spectacular (again, how could someone who looks like they should be in a white rap group drum like this!!??!!), adding to the hyper-speed yet melodic sound of the music. ARRGHGHH It's difficult to explain just how angry this makes me. This is the BEST music to come out of the extreme underground in a LONG time, yet it is at the same time the most pathetic, visually trendy, and blatantly homosexual. How can a person possibly support this band...yet not like them??!?!?!?. Anyways, make up your mind, and if necessary write the cretins at:

Crimson Midwinter
c/o Jussi Helenius
Mäntykankareenkatu 14as. 13
21200 Raisio
FINLAND


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