Throned
Watching the Lands of Purity
[Black Tears]


More joke black metal from an untalented (bordering on pathetic) one-man band. Two songs, one instrumental, and a keyboard wank-fest make up this waste of time, made by a waste of life, twenty-minute mCD.

Do we really need more untalented, uninspired, idiots influenced by Burzum, wasting our time? Is there some hidden genius behind a clearly witless Italian, who has just purchased his first guitar, playing lifeless and lame riffs over and over? No, of course not. Anyone can beat on a cymbal, press two keys on the keyboard, and play the same three-note progression for five minutes.

Fuck off to Black Tears and Throned for wasting the metal underground's time with shit like this. It makes me sick to my stomach it's so fucking worthless.


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