hmmmm...take the newest album from Dimmu Boring, mix it with more cliches, christendom and rock-star attitudes and multiply the level of boredom by 10: then you have the new album from Mystic Circle. It's really incredible how well these guys copy Dummy Burger...keys that drown the music, boring & uninspiring guitar-riffs and possibly the worst drumming ever produced by anyone...

Even the good sound-quality won't save this display of judeo-christianity from getting slacked for the utter shite it represents.

I really shouldn't review this. This is surely the worst thing ever to have emerged from Germany alongside all the other crappy deutsch-mark seeking pussy-bands from the biggest german mass-jew organisation named Last Episode. (well, Nuclear Blast fits the same description...they're perhaps even more talented in this particular field)

This is also the first time I witness dreadful spelling mistakes in each fucking sentence of the lyrics!! Vocalist Graf von Beelzapubb...Beelzebubbp...bopp...what the hell...Grav von Blahblahblah could have at least run that spelling check after writing the lyrics on his lap-top while sunbathing in front of die Potsdamer Platz.

The biggest laugh however are the linear notes printed next to the band-pics in the booklet. There's one guy who "lost his head to the evil", another one who got "crucified for Satan" and then you have Grav von Blahblahbup (with his entire body painted in red, the man posing naked) who apparently "raped all angels of heaven in one night".

This sort of unbelievable childishness is beyond my comprehension. I fully understand why so many people hate this band.

I will not waste my time any further with these pathetic midget-fuckers. BOYCOTT these fags by all means!! And for fuck's sake, BOYCOTT LAST EPISODE!!

1/10

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