Bahimiron – Rebel Hymns of Left Handed Terror
American black metal outlaws BAHIMIRON are ready to unleash their wolves to the flesh of Christ with Rebel Hymns of Left Handed Terror this fall on MORIBUND RECORDS. Set for release on October 25th, BAHIMIRON’s Rebel Hymns of Left Handed Terror will contain nine hymns of rabid bestial nightmares, all in devotion to total death and the fiery depths of the black abyss. Full of rusty edges, this third shank in the guts will host such songs as “Their Blood Shall Fill My Chalice,” “Bestial Raids of Antichrist Darkness,” “Goathorned Messiah of the 7 Gates,” and “Anointed in Serpents Blood.” ”This is the album that goes back to the true roots of black death metal for us,” confirms vocalist/guitarist Grimlord, ”all the things that originally hooked me into playing this type of heresy – the kind of stuff that comes at you with knives and the blood of Satan.”
With members of IMPRECATION and MORBUS 666.
What a silly bandname, IMPREGNATION!
Oh shit, sorry! I read it wrong. It’s actually IMPRECATION. Ok, that sounds kinda evil I guess.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-kirby/autism-vaccine-epa-study_b_548837.html
C/C+ metal at best.
FAG/HIV+ METAL AT BEST
Is that a woman? This band is rad!
Fuck this shit. when will ANUS give us reviews of true metal gems instead of propaganda to angry warblackmetal cunts. The chick seems hot though. give us a full body pic. anyone?
Featuring such songs as “Throbs of Belial’s Black Cock.”
My most recent bowel movement was a mysterious one. I dropped trou, sat down and took a dump just as I normally do. Judging by the radial expansion of my sphincter, I had dropped two sizable turds in the water. But to my surprise, the bowl appeared completely empty when I inspected it post-defecation. Had my accuracy been this good? Did the two loafs travel directly down the tubes upon release from my anus? Or were they merely figments of my imagination? Sadly, now they are gone and no one knows… no one will ever know.
^
AIiiee!!!!
Omg best Teitanblood shirt, bro.
Levy_Spearmen: Hessian – Rouge lvl 3/Monk lvl 1 – Chaotic Neutral
Int:16
Wis: 15
Cha: 17
Dex: 15
Con: 14
Str:13
Special abilities:
Quippy Remark: Once per day, Levy_Spearmen can utter a clever retort or comment to bring anguish to his foes. Enemies within a 50 ft radius must pass a will save equal to 1D20 + Levy’s current lvl. If they fail the check their feeling get hurt and they loose self esteem, gaining a -2 penalty on all attack and save roles. However if they pass the save, they receive a + 2 bonus on attacks and saves, because Levy made himself look like a try hard faggot.
Levy some Spearmen: Once per gaining a level, Levy_Spearmen can use his influence as a blog commentator to rally cohorts to him. LEvy must make a DC 18 influence check (add cha bonus) and if completed, he gains 1D6 + current LVL aspie warriors under his command.
The funny thing is that couldn’t be more wrong.
Bitches be hating.
Aspies be staying at home on a Friday night.
I’m out, faggots, later.
Thanks for updating my clock, bro.
Haters gonna make some good points.jpeg
Teitanblood bad, Bahimiron good!
Supertrueblackmetalman has spoken.
SMOKE METHANPHETAMINE AND WORSHIP DICKS
AAHGHHGHGRHGH MY RESTLESS SOULLLLLL
“ready to unleash their wolves to the flesh of Christ”
Time to grow up.
They look like a bunch of trailer trash rednecks; Black Metal version of Pantera.
That is such an awesome Teitanblood shirt. I don’t understand why that faggot Prozak doesn’t like them, they are elite metal and their counterpart Proclamation is just as good.
Feel the darkness consume you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enZlS3WWTcQ
@ I got a feeling… that tonights gonna be a good night
The bad thing about having raped your stupid cunt-mother was that you were born.
Yo yo yo. ne ne ne. 4 + 2 = 6 If you gals like Sorcier des Glaces you can download the complete album here:
Sorcier des Glaces – The Puressence of Primitive Forests
http://www.wupload.com/file/112621201
To be fair, this is not as good as Snowland.
Call prozak back from the hole he as been, please.
MORBUS 666. HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I mean….. MORBUS 666??????????? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>Dominated Faggot implying he’s not a virgin outside of his Dungeons & Dragons campaigns
Aww, that’s cute.
CUNT!
Ew!!! My penis dipped into the toilet water!
Great, Bahamaron, the world’s first metal band with steel drums. Now that’s what I call real metal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOsM_YD3nfg
Hey look, it’s proof that metal still sucks, no matter what instruments you play it on.
@ lol
I just owned your mother’s anal cavity last night bitch. What the fuck are you talking about?
Bahrimon is cool, all satanic music should be promoted. Check out these evil masterpieces too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSugvJc3iFs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qweHNYMP8lQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F15LWSj5-gQ
Hail Satan!
The last one is amusing russian garbage. But I still came, thnx.
Damn, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out already, you poo-lak piece of subhuman filth. Let’s hope your AOL free trial expires soon.
Probably the most worthy assessment of Black Metal I’ve read in a while:
http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Black_Metal
Yeah like my cock in your asshole
HAha great use of your special ability “quippy remark” Levy!!!”
No one cares about hip-hop here you fuckin’ cocksucker! Fuck off and die. Three things that makes you suck ass:
1) You’re a dumb, fuckin’ juggalo
2) You’re a neo-nazi which is loathed here at Anus
3) You like horrorcore
Suicide is a solution.
@ anus readership @ Dominated Fairy
“Get out nobody likes you here”
Ha ha, can you be more queer you dumb cocksucking faggot?
I am your biological father!
Go ask your mom now son…
ANUS ALWAYS WHINES ABOUT BEING CALLED FASCISTS
WHAT IF THE CROWD CONSIDERS FAUX ELITISM TO BE FASCIST? EVER THINK OF THAT?
WHAT IF THE CROWD IS TRULY CAPABLE OF ACCEPTING A TRUE ELITE WHEN THEY SEE IT, YET HAVEN’T YET BECAUSE NOBODY WITH THAT KIND OF POWER IS WILLING TO PUT IT TO USE HONESTLY? I MEAN WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD? THE BENIFITS OF BEING UNJUST SEVERELY OUTWEIGH THE BENIFITS OF BEING JUST IN THIS MODERN WORLD!
Thrasymachus out.
American black metal outlaws BAHIMIRON
is that a mix pf BM and “outlaw” country music from Nashville ?
You lack a father figure.
Stood there cursing at the soul-dead mass
with their fabled illusions, the vain dreams that passed
splinters of a life rushing by in the whirl
alone, silent warrior in a fantasy world
He cried for night / but night could not come
so, swept in the shroud of misanthropia he went away
and fed the empty galleries
with the artifacts of the black rain
sunken into the shadows with a dry, sardonic smile
>artifacts of the black rain
Nice In Flames reference, bro.
Durr, I love cock!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCyVUKFqNgA
Stench of burning death!
Stupid.
This is real, inspiring music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4v9Da5DpYo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvhkbJ_OMCQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IaFaJrmno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKkflXlh3C8
One more for good measure, just to make sure the faggot gets beaten out of you.
ANUS SUCKS FUCKING MASSIVE ELEPHANT DICKS
I got some real intellectual music right here. Might be too heavy for you faggots who listen to Bahimiron or Cianide though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE
We hate our ugly cities, our tedious jobs that produce nothing of practical value, our prima donna spouses, our moronic coworkers and neighbors, the violent inner cities, the numbingly normative suburbs… yet we are sure there is nothing that can be done.
Yet we have black metal.
I like the Moonblood demos, I’d like to share if anyone is interested:
Moonblood – Rehearsal 4
http://www.mediafire.com/?nzjdqyynwwy
Moonblood – Siegfried
http://www.mediafire.com/?zyzzhnmyqmt#1
>We hate our ugly cities, our tedious jobs that produce nothing of practical value, our prima donna spouses, our moronic coworkers and neighbors, the violent inner cities, the numbingly normative suburbs… yet we are sure there is nothing that can be done.
Speak for yourself, Americunt.
Why would any of those things matter to you, anyway? It’s not like you have any of them or deal with them in your daily life.
Also, black metal is trash for aspies flailing around in their pool of failure. Here’s some real music, which ironically is a fake march.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPsL2WVhFCc
I agree with Lord Aspie, we live in a concrete wasteland and decadent society built upon the sickness of capitalism and multiculturalism. But here’s some very inspiring music that helps me get through the long lonely nights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kSrUmfkNHM
Satanic metal and horrorcore are the only true dark music, it doesn’t get more evil than this. Kill the christians!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7puBjihDts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KEqXtR2MRg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRX58vi_CY4
And fuck all the haters!! You prolly listen to christian music like the Jonas Brothers! Fuck you!!!
I think ICP are both more frightening and make better music than any black metal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3I2EVNE7Ms
This is pretty congruent with the conservative ideology here.
American indie rock fops BAHEEHEEHEE are ready to unleash their unicorns with Pastel Hymns of Tweeness this fall on IRONIC RECORDS. Set for release on October 25th, BAHEEHEEHEE ‘s Pastel Hymns of Tweeness will contain nine jangling, broken pop songs of vague suburban detachment, all in apathy to culture and the fiery depths of the handrawn rainbow. Full of lo-fi edges, this third shoegazey embrace will host such songs as “Their Pabst Shall Fill My Chalice,” “Bestial Raids of Awkward Facial Hair,” “90 lb Messiah of the Stupid Haircut,” and “Anointed in Clove Cigarettes.” ”This is the album that goes back to the true roots of lo-fo janglepop chillwave for us,” confirms vocalist/guitarist Ironilord, ”all the things that originally hooked me into playing this type of wilting tweeness – the kind of stuff that makes you wanna read Pitchfork.”
With members of ANIMAL COLLECTIVE and WASHED OUT.
BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR
funny, bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj0xeEA05eI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGuDQ5gq-c
The best kind of metal is the one about something of actual cultural value.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duwkNcljBlw
The best music is no music. Death to all of humanity. 1488 everyone!
Instead of being intelligent and learning ANUS promotes being an asshole and trying to make fun of other peoples’ music. Fuck this site.
Khachaturian – Ode in the Memory of Lenin
That was actually awesome. Thanks for that. See, this is music that has some class (a word that gets tossed around so frivolously it’s lost its weight) and maturity to it, something a well-bred person would enjoy. This is the kind of music that should get coverage from any site claiming to be intellectual.
I’m looking to join ANUS.com (to get some butt), is this the right place?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
It’s my life, take it or leave it, set me free
What’s that crap papa, know it all?
I got my own life, you got your own life
Live your own life and set me free
Mind your own business and leave my business
You know everything, papa know it all
Very little knowledge is dangerous
Stop bugging me, stop bothering me
Stop bugging me, stop forcing me
Stop fighting me, stop yelling me
It’s my life
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my worries
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my problems
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my worries
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my problems
(It’s my life)
Do you understand? I live the way I want to live
I make decisions day and night
Show me signs and good examples
Stop telling people how to run your business
Take a trip to east and west
You’ll find that you don’t know anything
Every’s getting tired of you
Sometimes you have to look and listen
You can even learn from me
Little knowledge is dangerous, it’s my life
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my worries
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my problems
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my worries
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my problems
(It’s my life)
Set me free, so you bed, so you lie
What you see is what you get
Listen to people and sort things out
Things I do, I do them no more
Things I say, I say them no more
Changes come once in life
Stop bugging me, stop bothering me
Stop bugging me, stop forcing me
Stop fighting me, stop yelling me
Stop telling me, stop seeing me, it’s my life
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my worries
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my problems
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my worries
(It’s my life)
It’s my life my problems
(It’s my life)
It’s my life
(It’s my life)
It’s my life
(It’s my life)
(It’s my life)
(It’s my life)
Stop fighting me, stop fighting me
(It’s my life)
Stop forcing me, stop yelling me
(It’s my life)
It’s my life, it’s my life
(It’s my life)
Stop fighting me, stop fighting me
(It’s my life)
Stop forcing me, stop yelling me
(It’s my life)
It’s my life
(It’s my life)
May the West Memphis three kill the assholes on this website…
FUCK YOU….
Tonight I will plant my seed inside the womb of a woman…wish me luck.
This woman happens to be a goat.
Actually, she is a beautiful vixen. Sorry faggot leftist metrosexual cunt, some women can still appreciate a real man that looks like a mix between Conan the Barbarian and Achilles.
and a midget.
I’M NOT A FUCKING MIDGET. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? GO EAT SHIT AND DIE.
okay when someone says eat shit and die do they mean:
A) Eat, shit, and die in that order
or
B) Eat some fecal matter and then die
1488 WHITE PRIDE MAUTHA FAUKAS!!!!
Yeah, I hate all these wogs, WHITE POWER, HAIL HITLER!
1492 CHRIST COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AN ANUS!!!!
Alright guys, I’m finished with the goat. I came inside her and sucked the cum out.
My mother was a whore and my father was a jackal
>Grimlord
More like Gaylord.
Do you have to be such a dumb faggit or can you not help it? If they wanted you to eat, shit, and die, don’t you think they would tell you?
I think it can be in any random order. You can also die, shit and eat if you want. Or do everything at the same time. The choice is yours, it’s a typical cultural gesture of our free society.
Hahahaha, “Bahimiron”. Hahahaha.
More like Bahemaroid
Lol!
More like Baha men. Or Ba-hi-hi-hi, what Michael Jackson always says.