For the rest of today until midnight, this classic CD is $0.21 + $3+ shipping at the Relapse Store:
Probably because it’s shit and people would rather spend their money on Mastodon’s first two albums and a big black dildo.
That’s still less than it’s worth. I would much rather put my money towards Mastodon cds and a Mastodon branded prostate massager.
Disregard that, I really am going to put my 21 cents towards Mastodon, Opeth, or the wonderful 3CD reissues of Chuck Sculdiner’s masterpieces, which include pics of him blowing 15 year old boys in the stalls at Milwaukee Metalfest.
^Too bad that’s a rumour with no substance.
It’s no rumor. Believe me, if you had the privilege of having Chuck’s warm, wet, Jewish tongue wrapped around your member at the tender age of 15, you would NOT forget it.
Kreator will eat your monkey testicles and shit them into a radioactive nuclear waste container while injecting super-AIDS into its eyeballs.
It’s true, it’s true. I love the spicy cock of hot young twinky boy. I just couldn’t get enough, I anally penetrated 100s, perhaps 1000s, of sweet innocent young things before I died of AIDS. But I regret nothing, there is nothing better in life than sliding my hard 4inch cock in a tight virgin ass, caressing those gorgeous hairless thighs, and feeling those delicious testicles rest on my chin as I gargle a hot load of jizz.
’bout goddamn time.
Fuck you all, Evil Chuck was hung like Seabiscuit! You’re just jealous that he didn’t play tea bag with you!
Yeah, I said it fags! Regurgitated “Guts” twernt the original name of THAT one. He knew how to pull a plug, alright.
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somebody is jealous of my homoerotic pride
LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!!!!!!!
life is s poitless
brunhilde gots THE greatest timing EVER!!!
dude what if we evolved into creatures of pure energy.
that sounds fuckin cool to me man
so lets do what we can to get there or fucking get slaughtered by hordes of noble men bred to go above and beyond previous generations
nom sayin dog
dUDE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW IN COMICS AND ANIME YOU CAN GET SUPER POWERS BY TOXIC CHEMICALS AND SHIT. MAYBE WE SHOULD INJECT A BUNCH OF CHEMICALS AND AIDS INTO OURSELF AND BECOME UBERMEN OR SOMETHING
I’m way ahead of you Goatse Tribe…
I luv Cock