0 thoughts on “Accidental Suicide”

  1. brutal sucker of cocks, noble heroic homosex warrior of frot says:

    This guy is _so_ hot, and has such an _awesome_ taste in metal. I wanna taste his hot cock!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SzLtiH5qss

  2. in the name of Cock... says:

    Can’t we all just get along?
    We are all sons of the same Satan.
    I used to walk around the streets full of love in my heart until I understood how wrong my ways were, why was I doing that? Spend my all life concentrated in so much love. Until I found Satan and He showed me the way, He showed me how wrong all my deeds were.
    Remember he hates us all EQUALLY!!!
    No one is worse than the other we are all EQUALLY bad.

  3. fartz says:

    If you guys–and metal in general–are philosophically substantial, why do you need the “shocking” names designed to shock parents? Kinda sounds like a HIPSTER’s obsession with irony to me.

  4. Truth says:

    My parents wouldn’t be shocked at all by the name Accidental Suicide. In fact, they would be glad if they found me “accidentally” hanging by my neck in my closet with my left hand wrapped around my stiff member.

  5. Queero Mc Hungo @ fartz says:

    Why do we need shocking names? Ok, I’ll show you baby, just bend over with your underwear to your ankles. Take a deep breath and try loosening your sphincter. Now get closer baby…

  6. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    So many people imitating me, just goes to show how popular I am online and in real life.

  7. ULTRA BORIS says:

    IT’S NOT THRASH METAL IT’S SPEED METAL !!

    Dirty Rotten Imbeciles (DRI) had blown up a few years earlier with a new style of music that was like super-fast hardcore that used metal riffs and weird song structures, which was hard to pull off when songs were often only eighteen seconds long. They called it “THRASH,” for thrasher music, which referred to the skateboarders who were at the time the only people to listen to both metal and punk, since most punks considered metalheads to be upper middle class snobs and most metalheads thought punks were irritating people who replaced their personalities with politics.

  8. angry aryan says:

    what are we gonna do about these niggers fucking our women? one of ’em even pushed in line at the welfare office today, got me so mad. but what can we do? the damn jews are always monitoring us poor oppressed whites.

  9. MASTODON - GOJIRA FAN says:

    I know because when I graduated from high school my goal was to become a woman. I had made my decision and I was not going to let any close minded person tell me I couldn’t be a woman. So I had set my mind for a sex change. I have never regreted my decision. I liked sucking cock when I was a man and I like it now even more. Besides I also love Mastodon and Boris, great music for people like me!

  10. big hand or small penis? says:

    Gotta love those short blogposts. Keywords: death metal, 1993, free mp3. The true hessian metal warrior doesn’t need anything more!

  11. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Did I ever mention I cum on boys?

  12. Queero Mc Hungo @ Levy_Spearmen says:

    Cutie, then u and I are going to be best girlfriends ever! Now be a good bitch and delight me with oral pleasures, feel free to stick your tongue in my ass baby.

  13. high school kid says:

    I’m thinking of coming out to my parents and peers, but I don’t know how. I am already a social outcast due to my preference for heavy metal and my long hair; and my parents hate the metal lifestyle, they think I’ll end up cleaning toilets for a Polack or working for KFC in the nigger part of town. How do I tell them I love sucking cock? The music of Mastodon has been a real comfort, but my homosexuality is bubbling to the surface.

  14. hurr says:

    on-purpous suicide is even more shocking.

  15. bork bork bork says:

    This world would be a lot better if anyone seriously writing about hipsters and neoclassical black/death metal would commit accidental suicide.

  16. Queero Mc Hungo @ bork bork bork says:

    But why honey? Better love than hate, u like cock I can tell. I’ve got what u need right here big ‘n juicy! Are u creamin ur lovehole already sweet buns?

  17. you are a dork says:

    I think black metal and Gayhl is more homo-friendly than any Mastodon album. Rarrr yea buttsecks for satan!

  18. @ you are a dork says:

    Ok dude, you go have sex for satan. I dont know why all the haters of this site are homosexuals, it’s way beyond me…

  19. you are a dork says:

    I’m not a hater, I’m a lover :)

    Why do you think I came to anus.com? ;) Black metal is my life! I am one of the few and proud homosexual elite!

  20. "We're going to have tits falling out the ass" says:

    “I dont know why all the haters of this site are homosexuals, it’s way beyond me…”

    Everyone at this site is a homosexual; yourself included.

  21. poopjokes says:

    I once made an accidental poop in my pants. I’ve been trying to do it again ever since but it never really counts because it’s on purpose now.

  22. jokelover says:

    poopjokes, I missed you man. Don’t ever disapear on me like that again…ever, ok? sniff sniff

  23. a fan says:

    I want to hear more of kontinual adventures.

  24. Lonitnuak says:

    @ a fan

    are you a hater or a lover of this site?

  25. a fan @ Lonitnuak says:

    What was the name of David Moody’s 2006 bestseller?

  26. Lonitnuak says:

    uhmm suck my balls?

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