Bahimiron – Rebel Hymns of Left Handed Terror

American black metal outlaws BAHIMIRON are ready to unleash their wolves to the flesh of Christ with Rebel Hymns of Left Handed Terror this fall on MORIBUND RECORDS. Set for release on October 25th, BAHIMIRON’s Rebel Hymns of Left Handed Terror will contain nine hymns of rabid bestial nightmares, all in devotion to total death and the fiery depths of the black abyss. Full of rusty edges, this third shank in the guts will host such songs as “Their Blood Shall Fill My Chalice,” “Bestial Raids of Antichrist Darkness,” “Goathorned Messiah of the 7 Gates,” and “Anointed in Serpents Blood.” ”This is the album that goes back to the true roots of black death metal for us,” confirms vocalist/guitarist Grimlord, ”all the things that originally hooked me into playing this type of heresy – the kind of stuff that comes at you with knives and the blood of Satan.”

With members of IMPRECATION and MORBUS 666.

www.bahimiron.com

0 thoughts on “Bahimiron – Rebel Hymns of Left Handed Terror”

  1. born after 1987 says:

    What a silly bandname, IMPREGNATION!

  2. born after 1987 says:

    Oh shit, sorry! I read it wrong. It’s actually IMPRECATION. Ok, that sounds kinda evil I guess.

  3. Hessian says:

    C/C+ metal at best.

  4. ANUS SUPPORTS GAY METAL says:

    FAG/HIV+ METAL AT BEST

  5. anus dweller desperately trying to appear attracted to the opposite sex says:

    Is that a woman? This band is rad!

  6. Bahimiron????? really???? thats the name of the band.... sigh!!!!! says:

    Fuck this shit. when will ANUS give us reviews of true metal gems instead of propaganda to angry warblackmetal cunts. The chick seems hot though. give us a full body pic. anyone?

  7. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Featuring such songs as “Throbs of Belial’s Black Cock.”

  8. O, woe is me. To have seen what I have seen, see what I see! says:

    My most recent bowel movement was a mysterious one. I dropped trou, sat down and took a dump just as I normally do. Judging by the radial expansion of my sphincter, I had dropped two sizable turds in the water. But to my surprise, the bowl appeared completely empty when I inspected it post-defecation. Had my accuracy been this good? Did the two loafs travel directly down the tubes upon release from my anus? Or were they merely figments of my imagination? Sadly, now they are gone and no one knows… no one will ever know.

  9. Unspeakable Horror!! says:

    ^

    AIiiee!!!!

  10. Male Barista says:

    Omg best Teitanblood shirt, bro.

  11. Levy_SPERAMEN says:

    Levy_Spearmen: Hessian – Rouge lvl 3/Monk lvl 1 – Chaotic Neutral

    Int:16
    Wis: 15
    Cha: 17
    Dex: 15
    Con: 14
    Str:13

    Special abilities:

    Quippy Remark: Once per day, Levy_Spearmen can utter a clever retort or comment to bring anguish to his foes. Enemies within a 50 ft radius must pass a will save equal to 1D20 + Levy’s current lvl. If they fail the check their feeling get hurt and they loose self esteem, gaining a -2 penalty on all attack and save roles. However if they pass the save, they receive a + 2 bonus on attacks and saves, because Levy made himself look like a try hard faggot.

    Levy some Spearmen: Once per gaining a level, Levy_Spearmen can use his influence as a blog commentator to rally cohorts to him. LEvy must make a DC 18 influence check (add cha bonus) and if completed, he gains 1D6 + current LVL aspie warriors under his command.

  12. no one gives a shit about you, Levi Spearmint says:

    The funny thing is that couldn’t be more wrong.

  13. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Bitches be hating.

  14. I got a feeling... that tonights gonna be a good night.... says:

    Aspies be staying at home on a Friday night.

    I’m out, faggots, later.

  15. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Thanks for updating my clock, bro.

  16. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Haters gonna make some good points.jpeg

  17. Dave Grohl says:

    Teitanblood bad, Bahimiron good!

    Supertrueblackmetalman has spoken.

  18. Dave D. Davidson says:

    SMOKE METHANPHETAMINE AND WORSHIP DICKS

  19. Literally Franz Schubert says:

    AAHGHHGHGRHGH MY RESTLESS SOULLLLLL

  20. over here says:

    “ready to unleash their wolves to the flesh of Christ”

    Time to grow up.

  21. Metal Faggot says:

    They look like a bunch of trailer trash rednecks; Black Metal version of Pantera.

  22. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    That is such an awesome Teitanblood shirt. I don’t understand why that faggot Prozak doesn’t like them, they are elite metal and their counterpart Proclamation is just as good.

    Feel the darkness consume you!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enZlS3WWTcQ

  23. Dominating Fucker says:

    @ I got a feeling… that tonights gonna be a good night

    The bad thing about having raped your stupid cunt-mother was that you were born.

  24. MupPeT Mc G0o says:

    Yo yo yo. ne ne ne. 4 + 2 = 6 If you gals like Sorcier des Glaces you can download the complete album here:

    Sorcier des Glaces – The Puressence of Primitive Forests
    http://www.wupload.com/file/112621201

    To be fair, this is not as good as Snowland.

  25. he is our only hope... says:

    Call prozak back from the hole he as been, please.

  26. No really, is that a band??? says:

    MORBUS 666. HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I mean….. MORBUS 666??????????? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  27. lol says:

    >Dominated Faggot implying he’s not a virgin outside of his Dungeons & Dragons campaigns

    Aww, that’s cute.

  28. Levy_Spearmen says:

    CUNT!

  29. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Ew!!! My penis dipped into the toilet water!

  30. stupid, stupid heshers says:

    Great, Bahamaron, the world’s first metal band with steel drums. Now that’s what I call real metal!

  31. composition > aesthetics says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOsM_YD3nfg

    Hey look, it’s proof that metal still sucks, no matter what instruments you play it on.

  32. Dominating Fucker says:

    @ lol

    I just owned your mother’s anal cavity last night bitch. What the fuck are you talking about?

  33. JuggaloHomie14/88 says:

    Bahrimon is cool, all satanic music should be promoted. Check out these evil masterpieces too:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSugvJc3iFs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qweHNYMP8lQ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F15LWSj5-gQ

    Hail Satan!

  34. Levy_Spearmen says:

    The last one is amusing russian garbage. But I still came, thnx.

  35. anus readership @ Dominated Fairy says:

    Damn, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out already, you poo-lak piece of subhuman filth. Let’s hope your AOL free trial expires soon.

  36. Xysma - Yeah says:

    Probably the most worthy assessment of Black Metal I’ve read in a while:

    http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Black_Metal

  37. Deep says:

    Yeah like my cock in your asshole

  38. Dungeon(blog) Master says:

    HAha great use of your special ability “quippy remark” Levy!!!”

  39. @JuggaloHomie14/88 faggot says:

    No one cares about hip-hop here you fuckin’ cocksucker! Fuck off and die. Three things that makes you suck ass:

    1) You’re a dumb, fuckin’ juggalo

    2) You’re a neo-nazi which is loathed here at Anus

    3) You like horrorcore

    Suicide is a solution.

  40. Dominating Fucker says:

    @ anus readership @ Dominated Fairy

    “Get out nobody likes you here”

    Ha ha, can you be more queer you dumb cocksucking faggot?
    I am your biological father!

    Go ask your mom now son…

  41. Typical crypto-hipster faux-elite fascist troller derby enthusiast refusing to give a fuck says:

    ANUS ALWAYS WHINES ABOUT BEING CALLED FASCISTS

    WHAT IF THE CROWD CONSIDERS FAUX ELITISM TO BE FASCIST? EVER THINK OF THAT?

    WHAT IF THE CROWD IS TRULY CAPABLE OF ACCEPTING A TRUE ELITE WHEN THEY SEE IT, YET HAVEN’T YET BECAUSE NOBODY WITH THAT KIND OF POWER IS WILLING TO PUT IT TO USE HONESTLY? I MEAN WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD? THE BENIFITS OF BEING UNJUST SEVERELY OUTWEIGH THE BENIFITS OF BEING JUST IN THIS MODERN WORLD!

    Thrasymachus out.

  42. metal detective says:

    American black metal outlaws BAHIMIRON

    is that a mix pf BM and “outlaw” country music from Nashville ?

  43. @ Dominated Fairy says:

    You lack a father figure.

  44. hessian description says:

    Stood there cursing at the soul-dead mass
    with their fabled illusions, the vain dreams that passed
    splinters of a life rushing by in the whirl
    alone, silent warrior in a fantasy world

    He cried for night / but night could not come
    so, swept in the shroud of misanthropia he went away
    and fed the empty galleries
    with the artifacts of the black rain
    sunken into the shadows with a dry, sardonic smile

  45. Jesterdick says:

    >artifacts of the black rain

    Nice In Flames reference, bro.

  46. Trashmyassmus says:

    Durr, I love cock!

  47. The Dad you never had says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKkflXlh3C8

    One more for good measure, just to make sure the faggot gets beaten out of you.

  48. BAHIMORON IS MUSIC FOR THE GAYS says:

    ANUS SUCKS FUCKING MASSIVE ELEPHANT DICKS

  49. Too Hessian says:

    I got some real intellectual music right here. Might be too heavy for you faggots who listen to Bahimiron or Cianide though:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

  50. Lord Aspie of the Solitare Base_ment says:

    We hate our ugly cities, our tedious jobs that produce nothing of practical value, our prima donna spouses, our moronic coworkers and neighbors, the violent inner cities, the numbingly normative suburbs… yet we are sure there is nothing that can be done.

    Yet we have black metal.

    I like the Moonblood demos, I’d like to share if anyone is interested:

    Moonblood – Rehearsal 4
    http://www.mediafire.com/?nzjdqyynwwy

    Moonblood – Siegfried
    http://www.mediafire.com/?zyzzhnmyqmt#1

  51. Krasny Oktyabr says:

    >We hate our ugly cities, our tedious jobs that produce nothing of practical value, our prima donna spouses, our moronic coworkers and neighbors, the violent inner cities, the numbingly normative suburbs… yet we are sure there is nothing that can be done.

    Speak for yourself, Americunt.

    Why would any of those things matter to you, anyway? It’s not like you have any of them or deal with them in your daily life.

    Also, black metal is trash for aspies flailing around in their pool of failure. Here’s some real music, which ironically is a fake march.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPsL2WVhFCc

  52. Aspergers of the World Unite says:

    I agree with Lord Aspie, we live in a concrete wasteland and decadent society built upon the sickness of capitalism and multiculturalism. But here’s some very inspiring music that helps me get through the long lonely nights.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kSrUmfkNHM

  53. JuggaloHomie14/88 says:

    Satanic metal and horrorcore are the only true dark music, it doesn’t get more evil than this. Kill the christians!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7puBjihDts
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KEqXtR2MRg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRX58vi_CY4

    And fuck all the haters!! You prolly listen to christian music like the Jonas Brothers! Fuck you!!!

  54. bump says:

    I think ICP are both more frightening and make better music than any black metal.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3I2EVNE7Ms

    This is pretty congruent with the conservative ideology here.

  55. ironic and twee says:

    American indie rock fops BAHEEHEEHEE are ready to unleash their unicorns with Pastel Hymns of Tweeness this fall on IRONIC RECORDS. Set for release on October 25th, BAHEEHEEHEE ‘s Pastel Hymns of Tweeness will contain nine jangling, broken pop songs of vague suburban detachment, all in apathy to culture and the fiery depths of the handrawn rainbow. Full of lo-fi edges, this third shoegazey embrace will host such songs as “Their Pabst Shall Fill My Chalice,” “Bestial Raids of Awkward Facial Hair,” “90 lb Messiah of the Stupid Haircut,” and “Anointed in Clove Cigarettes.” ”This is the album that goes back to the true roots of lo-fo janglepop chillwave for us,” confirms vocalist/guitarist Ironilord, ”all the things that originally hooked me into playing this type of wilting tweeness – the kind of stuff that makes you wanna read Pitchfork.”

    With members of ANIMAL COLLECTIVE and WASHED OUT.

  56. Vikings Vandals and Visigoths!!! says:

    BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR

  57. @ironic and twee says:

    funny, bro.

  58. Dark Ages says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj0xeEA05eI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGuDQ5gq-c

    The best kind of metal is the one about something of actual cultural value.

  59. Levy_Spearmen says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duwkNcljBlw

    The best music is no music. Death to all of humanity. 1488 everyone!

  60. anti-faggot says:

    Instead of being intelligent and learning ANUS promotes being an asshole and trying to make fun of other peoples’ music. Fuck this site.

  61. fuck the ill-bred beer metal philistines. "the kind of stuff that comes at you with knives and the blood of Satan.” yeah, real impressive. to a 6 year old. says:

    Khachaturian – Ode in the Memory of Lenin

    That was actually awesome. Thanks for that. See, this is music that has some class (a word that gets tossed around so frivolously it’s lost its weight) and maturity to it, something a well-bred person would enjoy. This is the kind of music that should get coverage from any site claiming to be intellectual.

  62. just a tranny with a tiny penis says:

    I’m looking to join ANUS.com (to get some butt), is this the right place?

  63. AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4

  64. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7DNw4U-Pj0 says:

    It’s my life, take it or leave it, set me free
    What’s that crap papa, know it all?
    I got my own life, you got your own life
    Live your own life and set me free
    Mind your own business and leave my business
    You know everything, papa know it all
    Very little knowledge is dangerous

    Stop bugging me, stop bothering me
    Stop bugging me, stop forcing me
    Stop fighting me, stop yelling me
    It’s my life

    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my worries
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my problems
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my worries
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my problems
    (It’s my life)

    Do you understand? I live the way I want to live
    I make decisions day and night
    Show me signs and good examples
    Stop telling people how to run your business
    Take a trip to east and west
    You’ll find that you don’t know anything

    Every’s getting tired of you
    Sometimes you have to look and listen
    You can even learn from me
    Little knowledge is dangerous, it’s my life

    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my worries
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my problems
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my worries
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my problems
    (It’s my life)

    Set me free, so you bed, so you lie
    What you see is what you get
    Listen to people and sort things out
    Things I do, I do them no more
    Things I say, I say them no more
    Changes come once in life

    Stop bugging me, stop bothering me
    Stop bugging me, stop forcing me
    Stop fighting me, stop yelling me
    Stop telling me, stop seeing me, it’s my life

    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my worries
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my problems
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my worries
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life my problems
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life
    (It’s my life)
    (It’s my life)

    (It’s my life)
    Stop fighting me, stop fighting me
    (It’s my life)
    Stop forcing me, stop yelling me
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life, it’s my life
    (It’s my life)
    Stop fighting me, stop fighting me
    (It’s my life)
    Stop forcing me, stop yelling me
    (It’s my life)
    It’s my life
    (It’s my life)

  65. Grow up... says:

    May the West Memphis three kill the assholes on this website…
    FUCK YOU….

  66. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Tonight I will plant my seed inside the womb of a woman…wish me luck.

  67. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    This woman happens to be a goat.

  68. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Actually, she is a beautiful vixen. Sorry faggot leftist metrosexual cunt, some women can still appreciate a real man that looks like a mix between Conan the Barbarian and Achilles.

  69. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    and a midget.

  70. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    I’M NOT A FUCKING MIDGET. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? GO EAT SHIT AND DIE.

  71. hrm says:

    okay when someone says eat shit and die do they mean:

    A) Eat, shit, and die in that order

    or

    B) Eat some fecal matter and then die

  72. Polish Dude. says:

    1488 WHITE PRIDE MAUTHA FAUKAS!!!!

  73. Half Serbian/Half Armenian says:

    Yeah, I hate all these wogs, WHITE POWER, HAIL HITLER!

  74. Fuck Poland and it's palefaces. says:

    1492 CHRIST COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AN ANUS!!!!

  75. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Alright guys, I’m finished with the goat. I came inside her and sucked the cum out.

  76. Alpha Demon says:

    My mother was a whore and my father was a jackal

  77. Anointed Phallus Tip Pressing Against Your Tender Sphincter says:

    >Grimlord

    More like Gaylord.

  78. @ hrm says:

    Do you have to be such a dumb faggit or can you not help it? If they wanted you to eat, shit, and die, don’t you think they would tell you?

  79. @ hrm says:

    I think it can be in any random order. You can also die, shit and eat if you want. Or do everything at the same time. The choice is yours, it’s a typical cultural gesture of our free society.

  80. lol says:

    Hahahaha, “Bahimiron”. Hahahaha.

  81. lol says:

    More like Bahemaroid

  82. ooeoh I look just like Buddy Holly says:

    More like Baha men. Or Ba-hi-hi-hi, what Michael Jackson always says.

Classic reviews:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z